2 hours and 12 minutes later...
NO DETAILS!
Hmph.
Then again, aren't chihuahuas short on details? And everything else? jes askin' :}
And when did RT sabotage your avatar, Haggis? That's painful!
That hurts to look at. I'm evaluating stories. I always submit (and get rejected). I'm sure they would miss the chance to reject me if I didn't submit.
What's a ChiZine? How can one write about leisure as a short story. Liesure takes time and many words to describe. What are the contest details?14th ChiZine/Leisure Short Story Contest
Coming June 1st.
Stay tuned for details.
WOW! I'm on Haggis's list! Gee, I must be...*adds Heron to his list*
...
I'm thinking that we needs more meat, mate.
WOW! I'm on Haggis's list! Gee, I must be...
*looks at the yards of names ahead*
...here with half the AW folks, every living and some not congressmen, all the senators born after 1916, active and inactive IRS agents, and a fellow named Joe who ran out of dog biscuits yesterday.
more details and can we use Rolling as our museComing June 1st.
Stay tuned for details.
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How about stretcher stories?Hey. Ain't no details yet.
Watch this space. Details supplied as the pub supplies them.
Getcher stories ready.
Getcher stories ready.
How about stretcher stories?

Getcher retcher stretcher stories?
I"m going to enlist y'all as critters when I finish the really icky, squicky ss I'm wailing on right now. And I mean squicky. Does the mag have limits (other than, I assume, no erotica)?
Here it is.
If someone ever accepts this, I will definitely have to use a pen name.
I've never scared myself this much. Eep.
Then again, it's all Haggis' fault. He's the one pinping the flash contest. So he's responsible for bringing out the squickys in my mind.
I'll expect you in the basement at midnight for chastizing.