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Did you sit in the back of the bus with the cool kids?

It's almost like having Porter back in here again.

ETA: dang it, Ted, get outta my way!

*sniffles*

Fine. I'll go off and play with my ice cream maker by myself.

TedTheewen said:

Did you sit in the back of the bus with the cool kids?

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Mostly I just hid under the seats.

TedTheewen said:

*sniffles*

Fine. I'll go off and play with my ice cream maker by myself.

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Is...is that a euphemism?

No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.

Which I suppose, looking back on it now wasn't really hiding very well
since there was only the four seats on either side of the aisle...

TedTheewen said:

No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.

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Fine. Be that way. I'll just go drown your namesake in a pond after he's choked on too many flies.

Fine. I have a namesake for you in one of my stories. I'm going to do all kinds of things to her. And her favorite color is Pink.

Does anybody have the Official Rulebook of the Cab? Somebody asked me about it tonight.

Didn't we bury it with cray's dead body?

Cray has a corpse someplace? Why didn't anybody tell me? I had plans....

*sigh*

Fine.

I figured somebody would have made a copy of it. But those folks aren't around anymore and it wasn't me this time.

Every time somebody disappears around here, people freak out and blame me. One time, Swach went on vacation in the Caribbean and everybody just assumed she was in my van.

KellyAssauer said:

Which I suppose, looking back on it now wasn't really hiding very well
since there was only the four seats on either side of the aisle...

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You set this up so nicely and no one is capitalizing on your efforts.

TedTheewen said:

No. I'm going to churn some ice cream. And you don't get any.

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That's cool.

Frozen, really. But I'm sure with all of that fur, being able to determine temperatures is about as difficult for you as not clicking links is for Tiddly.

It's actually very easy, ted. I'm smoking hawt.

So that's what the kids are calling it these days?

Is it legal in your area yet or do you still have to go see a guy in the trailer park? It's sad what you folks with glaucoma have to do just to get by anymore!

Silva said:

You set this up so nicely and no one is capitalizing on your efforts.

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Always trying to have the thread renamed to: Thread Where Kelly Rants and Talks to Herself...

Hey, like where is everybody?

TedTheewen said:

So that's what the kids are calling it these days?

Is it legal in your area yet or do you still have to go see a guy in the trailer park? It's sad what you folks with glaucoma have to do just to get by anymore!

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Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!

KellyAssauer said:

Hey, like where is everybody?

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I think they're like getting the hose or something.

TedTheewen said:

One time, Swach went on vacation in the Caribbean and everybody just assumed she was in my van.

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News alert: the whole Caribbean IS IN TED'S VAN!

KellyAssauer said:

Always trying to have the thread renamed to: Thread Where Kelly Rants and Talks to Herself...

Hey, like where is everybody?

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I Would've Capitalized On Your Perfect Set Up, HONEST!

Silent Rob said:

Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!

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The cool (or hawt) thing is, it's taco Tuesday!

Taco Tuesday? I'd love to eat some tacos right now. Seriously. I'd love to just bury my face in one like a velociraptor with a tapeworm. I wouldn't even come up for air. I'd just breathe through my ears.

damn, now I'm hungry.

Silent Rob said:

Mmm...i wish I had glaucoma! These tacos would taste a whole lot better!

I think they're like getting the hose or something.

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swachski said:

News alert: the whole Caribbean IS IN TED'S VAN!

I Would've Capitalized On Your Perfect Set Up, HONEST!

The cool (or hawt) thing is, it's taco Tuesday!

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Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

*Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't on porpoise.

NathanBrazil said:

Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

*Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?

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If you are often in the habit of doing this and need a job, I suggest applying to the fish market in Seattle.

NathanBrazil said:

Well, done. * Flings a fish to both Swatch and Roub. *

*Slaps self upside the head.* Why'd I just do that?

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Which action are you questioning...the fish flinging or head slapping?

*slaps NaBra upside the head with a scrod*

Silva said:

If you are often in the habit of doing this and need a job, I suggest applying to the fish market in Seattle.

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I witnessed this first hand several years ago! That day they were just doing it for the halibut..