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I'm not into shoes, sorry.

Yeah, yeah. It's the weekend. We know...

tiddlywinks said:

Which one of you bastids stole my other peach flat? One shoe does not a happy Tiddly maketh.

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Sorry Kells called you Tiddy - so that's your new name. I don't care what it sounds like.

And tanks fer the shoe.

Don't make me come after you with my bedazzler.

Oooh. I love bedazzlers. What was that Deadpool quote? "You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier."

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Sorry - I don't speak dots.

That is code for "Winks is thinking up something very evil in response. Yeah. That's what she's doing. And mopping her flooded kitchen floor."

Blender lid?

Dishwasher

Ugh. So not fun.

Yeah. My husband came home right as I was finishing my toweling of the floor. He can see into the kitchen from a cut out in the hallway and I have to say, the look on his face was priceless.

Though groaning and saying, "what did you do?" was probably not his finest moment.






And yes, he had to duck from a flying, wet towel.

tiddlywinks said:

Don't make me come after you with my bedazzler.

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Or that other, similar piece of equipment Soapy educated you about last year.....that might be interesting.

tiddlywinks said:

Dishwasher

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If you whip them until they wet themselves, they don't get as much done, and they tend to drop the dishes out of fright.

tiddlywinks said:

And yes, he had to duck from a flying, wet towel.

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I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...

A kitchen is full of wonderful weapons. Have you ever seen the wounds a cheese grater makes?

But asking with a groan, "What did you do?" is....I'm not going to condone it, but I can understand it.


*orders more bubble wrap off Amazon*

KellyAssauer said:

I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...

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Ooh, those are fighting words. Much like "your mom".

TedTheewen said:

But asking with a groan, "What did you do?" is....I'm not going to condone it, but I can understand it.

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*taps her one peach flat ominously*

KellyAssauer said:

I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...

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Took me a sec to pick up on that. Nice one!

Tiddly, hon....you really don't want to be in here barefooted. And while I'm not into feet, I would hate to see your boney clodhoppers being damaged any further, so please get some shoes.

Let the one shoe go, it's mate is gone, and it'll be ok.

TedTheewen said:

Let the one shoe go, it's mate is gone, and it'll be ok.

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I agree with Ted here. Sometimes a shoe just wants to be single...less drama, less compromise...it can go anywhere it damn well pleases!

Are we still talking about shoes here, swach?

'cos it sounds lot like we've moved onto potatoes to me.

one potato two potato... mashed a trois!

Shoes cover up dem piggies and are therefore bad.

KellyAssauer said:

I usually reserve the flying wet towels for pool boys.

Now a long wooden handled spoon, or perhaps a sturdy spatula...

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tiddlywinks said:

Ooh, those are fighting words. Much like "your mom".

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you know what's funny is that I didn't know until recently that "your mom" really is fighting words to some people in some places because I thought it was just corny and middle-school amateur like "your face" or "that's what she said" and not something anyone would take very seriously (except, perhaps, a middle schooler with no sense of humor) but apparently I was wrong so there's that because your mom

I had a sense of humor, and then I started middle school.