Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)

Do you think the cat is trying to get at the mountain dew in that guys bloodstream? Whoever would have thought that kee kats liked mountain dew so much?

ROAR

Mountain Dew? That stuff is made by the evil PepsiCo Company!

Evil? No wonder the kee kat likes it so much!

ROAR

Then kee kat must also like KFC and Pizza Hut and Taco bell and Frito lay...all made by the evil pepsico

Kee Kat prefers the Coca Cola kind of evilness?

Ouch, Syn! I am a Diet Coke fan. Every day for the past 30 years, I've had at least one, sometimes two, cans of diet Coke. I think Coke might actually be more evil than Pepsi, based on what i've read on a thread on AW.

Which leads to an interesting paradox: evil can be delicious.

ROAR

Heh. Don't worry Purple Rose. If they tapped one of my veins it would be nearly pure Diet Coke.

I think AC has CocaCola stock...

Does no one like Vanilla Coke and Cherry Coke? I get bullied everytime I mention Vanilla Coke, it's disconcerting.

Synonym said:

Heh. Don't worry Purple Rose. If they tapped one of my veins it would be nearly pure Diet Coke.

I think AC has CocaCola stock...

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At least you don't have to worry about vampires then.

AC definitely has Coca Cola stock. I would bet on that!

Great to know of your Diet Coke indulgence. We can be friends for life

Purple Rose said:

Then kee kat must also like KFC and Pizza Hut and Taco bell and Frito lay...all made by the evil pepsico

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I think they've sold the restaurant division off. They might still have Frito Lay.

Synonym said:

I think AC has CocaCola stock...

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Yes, me and Warren Buffett. He has a few more shares than I do, say . . . a billion or so.

Purple Rose said:

Ouch, Syn! I am a Diet Coke fan. Every day for the past 30 years, I've had at least one, sometimes two, cans of diet Coke.

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Thank you.

Enjoy Coca-Cola!

Synonym said:

Heh. Don't worry Purple Rose. If they tapped one of my veins it would be nearly pure Diet Coke.

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Thank you.

Enjoy Coca-Cola!

And always ship by FedEx. Uh, well . . .

Archerbird said:

Does no one like Vanilla Coke and Cherry Coke? I get bullied everytime I mention Vanilla Coke, it's disconcerting.

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I don't drink much of the stuff, but I do like me some of that vanilla coke and also some of that cherry coke.

Maybe once a year.

*bullies archerbird, just to keep up appearances*

Enjoy a refreshing Coca-Cola product while watching a Disney movie.

It's better than sex. Or at least it's better than any sex I've had in the past two weeks . . . which has kind of been none.

alleycat said:

Enjoy a refreshing Coca-Cola product while watching a Disney movie.

It's better than sex. Or at least it's better than any sex I've had in the past two weeks . . . which has kind of been none.

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Laughing at the way you put it.

alleycat said:

I think they've sold the restaurant division off. They might still have Frito Lay.

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You're right! Just checked on Wikipedia - they sold off their resturants and other non-beverage brands around 2007 and then went on to acquire other beverage brands (like Gatorade). They still own Frito lay though.

No evil chips for me! Diet Coke and Kettle chips is what I'll stick to.

There are some stocks I stay away from . . . airlines, hotels, restaurants, retail.

I stay away from some stocks too...the ones that cost money predominantly.

*capers*

You could buy shares in Tesla Motors!

(Or short the stock.)

I dunno. I'm holding out for stock in Delorean.

There's a guy in my neighborhood who has a Delorean. I'm not sure how many of the things they made.

so, has he offered to show you his flux capacitor?