Absolute Royalty

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27632&highlight=Royalty

As decreed by Jenna "in order to squash the love battles", Royalty for a day began.

Our Royal History:

King SeanDSchaffer
Queen Reph
King Robeaie (we haven't heard the last of this one)
Queen ArrowQueen
King aka eraser
King ChunkyC
Queen Jenna

Starting the transition to week long reigns began with:
Queen Susie and the tradition (with some glitches) has carried on since with:
Queen Yeshanu
King Poetinahat
Queen Perks (this is when the wheels came off - what it meant to be AW Royalty changed from this day forward)
King TrumanCoyote (then the hinges sprung loose)
Queen JAlpha held the crown for a whole 2 minutes who passed it to
King BrokenFingers who held the crown for a day
Queen Tiny Terror began the reign of Terror
Queen PSG
Queen Jo
a week's confusion and we have triumvirate TinyTerror, Robeaie and BrokenFingers
Queen MacAllister fixed it - benevolent and jackbooted.
Queen Unique
King ShadowFerret
Queen Jaycinth - she went mad, lost her grip on reality, and ran away from the castle.
Robeaie came back.

A great darkness washed over the realm of AW - reigns of Kings and Queens were lost, and in the light, when the dark had passed, confusion dimmed the doors of the castle
Robeiae took over again.
Queen WriterTerri said she was queen - survived from the dark time.
She abdicated to King Godfather
Robeaie stepped in again, gave the throne back to Terri -
Godfather would not let go until he abdicated to
Queen DamaNegra
Queen TJ Writer
Queen Stew21
King KTC
King TeddyG (he did not want the title and tried to pass the crown back to King Shadow Ferret until he was reminded that he could choose a harem)
Queen Sassandgroove
Queen Midnight Muse -

(I only made it to page 70 fo the thread the other half on the way.)

To be continued...
I'll tell you the story of the yak, the dungeon, the moat, and the eggplant and the oranges and don't even get me started on Huggis - evil twin to Haggis - in our next installment.)

We are currently King-less and Queen-less

(let me guess, Robeiae is going to take it over again.)

You give them far too much credit, MsC. I can assure you there was very little sanity in throne room - I'd say the real crazies started taking over from about TrumanCoyote's reign.

You took Frank's prostate from him. You made maryn, robeiae, and dahmnait come into the court to explain how to pronounce their names, you wore vinyl pants.

Regarding Frank's Prostate: he said to your successor, The Great Trumancoyote:

Forgive my tardiness in expressing felicitations my liege. I was scurrying about the kingdom trying to retrieve my prostate (discarded by our previous majesty who found it not to her liking) when I heard of your coronation. Wisely, I postponed my search for a week and instead fashioned you a thong from the finest, pearly-translucent trout skin. It has, of course an unnaturally large pouch to house the royal hose.

On the off-chance that it prove to be a tad large, please also accept this humble gift of an eggplant and two oranges.

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You're right Sass, I haven't even gotten through the kings and queens yet - I've made no mention of cooks, gardners, jailers, court jesters, knights, and other appointed staff, guards and advisors.


Celina - you don't have to wear the pants, Queen Perks did though.

TrumanCoyote wanted us to make him shiny clothes.
Perks made Truman dress in clothes that jingled.
Huggis was the pirate brother of King Haggis and he stole him away.

The story is a long and colorful one.

As queen I only required beer and the use of puns.

It's been infected with TMI at least since the Old Fart thread got started.

I know. It just seemed that the last two days was caused by a chain reaction that I have attributed to Haggis.

Looks like I have to dig back in and finish the royal history, don't I?