Nobody asks the dog if he needs fixing.
I've finally started writing some new stuff. This amused me a bit:
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“I’m not the ambassador. I don’t know how to be one.”
She looks at me, an eyebrow raised. “Then why’d your father send you here? I knew, soon as you stepped foot in here. The ambassador – he
didn’t see it. Too good hearted. And now he’s gone.” She turns to a table behind her and picks up a huge knife, the blade glistening red in the firelight. To my relief, she aims it at a bunch of waiting vegetables rather than my throat.
“I knew,” – the knife snicks through a stubby carrot – “it were the end of things. Merinh, rest him, weren’t fancy enough for you folk.”
She plunges the knife into the belly of a turnip, skilfully disassembling it into slabs. The slabs in turn become cubes. “So now there’s a prince. Time for me to clear out. Maybe my sister can spare me a corner to sit in. Her oldest boy’s gone to sea.” A parsnip is decapitated with a crunch. “Way of all things.”
You had me wincing at every sliced and diced veggie. I was waiting to see what she'd murder next.