On Reading _____’s Dedicated Thread
(Sir Elton John, “Your Song”)
It’s a little bit funny, just reading the posts;
There’re some that are modest; there’re some that are boasts;
Some don’t have great grammar, some commas are wrong—
But please be assured, his message is strong.
If he had an agent, but then again, no—
Or a publisher that paid an advance, don’t you know—
You say it’s not much, but it’s the best I can do.
My gift is advice, and here’s some for you:
You can tell everybody you wrote a great book,
But if it’s not in stores, buyers can’t take a look.
No distribution,
No distribution,
To get your book on store shelves,
Makes PA a bad place to tether yourself.
I read posts this morning, and bounced off the walls.
Well a few of the posters say he’s got brass b@lls.
But he don’t* want to know what he’s gotten into,
And so he hits out without thinking it through…
So excuse me for trying, but with this one, who knew?
He says that blue’s green, and he thinks that green’s blue.
Anyway, the thing is, he likes the crab trap just fine.
So watch out if you’re trying from trouble to climb.
And you can tell everybody you wrote a great book,
But if it’s not in stores, buyers can’t take a look.
No distribution,
No distribution,
To get your book on store shelves,
Makes PA a bad place to tether yourself.
*Yeah, yeah, I know it’s ungrammatical. I did it for the meter, okay? Sheesh.