...you're jealous of a stiff wind.
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #1 ...you're jealous of a stiff wind.
nerds of all the gin joints Super Member Registered Joined Sep 30, 2007 Messages 1,057 Reaction score 1,489 Jan 22, 2008 #2 When you lose track of slang and no longer know what the hell anyone is saying anymore.
Bubastes bananaed Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Aug 7, 2006 Messages 7,394 Reaction score 2,250 Website www.gracewen.com Jan 22, 2008 #3 When your morning snap-crackle-pop is from your knees, not your cereal.
StoryG27 Miss Behave Super Member Registered Joined Aug 2, 2005 Messages 10,394 Reaction score 4,062 Location TN Jan 22, 2008 #4 When the tree you planted in the front yard as a kid is now petrified.
auntybug teh other evil broad Super Member Registered Joined Jun 19, 2007 Messages 6,097 Reaction score 11,418 Location I am destined for greatness. I'm just pacing mysel Website www.junekramin.com Jan 22, 2008 #5 ...multi-tasking is sneezing, peeing & farting all at the same time!
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #6 You have many questions about the hereafter. You know what I mean. You walk into a room and then wonder, "What was I here after?"
You have many questions about the hereafter. You know what I mean. You walk into a room and then wonder, "What was I here after?"
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #7 storygirl said: When the tree you planted in the front yard as a kid is now petrified. Click to expand... Um, the heck with the tree. Maybe the planter is petrified.
storygirl said: When the tree you planted in the front yard as a kid is now petrified. Click to expand... Um, the heck with the tree. Maybe the planter is petrified.
ona Super Member Registered Joined Jan 2, 2008 Messages 254 Reaction score 65 Jan 22, 2008 #8 oestrogen is a drug
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #9 ...you and your teeth don't sleep together
mscelina Teh doommobile, drivin' rite by you Requiescat In Pace Registered Joined Jan 18, 2007 Messages 20,006 Reaction score 5,352 Location Going shopping with Soccer Mom and Bubastes for fu Jan 22, 2008 #10 ...the very first time you yell up the stairs at your teenager, "Turn off that damn noise! How in the hell can you hear yourself think?" *sigh* the first time I yelled that at my kid, I got the shock of my life. She'd borrowed one of my CDs. I called my own Beastie Boys Cd 'noise.'
...the very first time you yell up the stairs at your teenager, "Turn off that damn noise! How in the hell can you hear yourself think?" *sigh* the first time I yelled that at my kid, I got the shock of my life. She'd borrowed one of my CDs. I called my own Beastie Boys Cd 'noise.'
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #11 ...you try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #12 ...you know you're a grown-up because you groan every time you get up.
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #13 ...that little old gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #14 ...your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
ona Super Member Registered Joined Jan 2, 2008 Messages 254 Reaction score 65 Jan 22, 2008 #15 your cat is as old as you
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #16 Your cat gets pissed off because you are too old for her
rhymegirl It's a New Year! Kind Benefactor Super Member Registered Joined Feb 12, 2005 Messages 21,640 Reaction score 6,411 Location New England Jan 22, 2008 #17 I'm never going to be old.
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #18 People call you at 9 pm and say, "Did I wake you?"
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #19 You know you'll always be older than Rhymegirl
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #20 You enjoy hearing about other people's operations
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #21 You sing along with elevator music
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #22 You tell your grandchildren, "I remember when I started this old-fart thread on Absolute Write."
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #23 You know where your prostate is
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #24 It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired
larocca Business Editing Services Super Member Registered Joined May 29, 2007 Messages 22,986 Reaction score 1,299 Location Durham, NC Website www.michaeledits.com Jan 22, 2008 #25 "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative