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Things were bad enough, but now that you've gone and done this, our marriage is over, Medea.

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Medea was an incredibly demanding girlfriend, but Jason didn't mind because he got to commit some unspeakable acts with her on his golden fleece.

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Fleece me once, shame on you; fleece me twice, and I'll ask you to start giving me lessons.

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Place 'er right there in the wine barrel, so I can keep an eye on the old girl.
 

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Girl, when you see a dude that's got that phat look--know what I'm sayin'?--you go for it!

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It sees you, it watches you, it observes you and analyzes you, it stalks you, it knows your name and has your number, it will continue to pursue you and will never give up, and you will find in the end that you will have no choice but to shoot it dead, or you will be hounded for the rest of your beleaguered life by the dreaded telemarketer.
 

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Telemarketer spiels always make me want to kill someone dead by throttling.
 
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Throttling his rich uncle until all the life was drained out of the old man's body, Murdock starting searching the house until he located the will, and while reading its contents, was shocked to learn that Uncle Reginald had left his entire estate of fourteen billion dollars to his cat.
 

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his cat was "one of 14 vestal virgins leaving for the coast"--- (give me the song title and i'll rep you 6 times--s6)

The song is entitled:

Fourteen Felines

Fourteen felines
I wanna' touch
That virgin fur
Fourteen Felines
I wanna' hear
Them babies purr
Fourteen felines
They're goin' to the shore
Fourteen felines
I wanna' make
Them kitties roar.


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Coast along with me, honey bee and I'll shore feel fine.
 

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Fine minds assembled from all corners of the earth for the conference at Aspen in May, debated for six weeks, considering all sides of the question with a view toward settling the debate that had raged in academic circles for years and have now released their findings, confirming that people who participate in reality shows are bobbleheads.

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Bobbleheads inspired a funky new hairstyle called "the bobblehead look".
 

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"Do what you will to me," said the handmaiden, prostrating herself before her master, "for I am your property to own and to keep, but just try and damage the merchandise and you'll be hearing from my lawyer."
 

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Lawyer Slivowitzsky is the guy you want if you happen to get charged with a major felony, because he's a genius when it comes to jury tampering.

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Tampering with one particular juror, a voluptuous redhead who increasingly revealed more cleavage with each day's deliberations, eventually got Slivowitzky disbarred and charged with gross indecency for dropping his briefs in the courtroom.
 

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Courtroom etiquette prevented Chi-Chi La Bamba from testifying in a bikini, but she managed to get her position across anyway.

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Anyway, Chi-Chi's testimony lacked credibility from the moment she flounced onto the witness stand and declared "I really don't care one way or another how this trial goes, so long as it ends in a hung jury."
 

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Jury members asked the judge if they could interview Chi-Chi privately, but the judge--being an old fuddy-duddy--vehemently denied their request.

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"Request anything, and you will be denied nothing," she purred, "sky's the limit baby, depending of course on the maximum allowable credit on your Visa or MasterCard."
 

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"Needs of the flesh are vile and unclean!" railed Chi-Chi's minister in a thunderous voice, though Chi-Chi was too busy flirting with a handsome new member of the congregation to hear a word.
 

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Word of Honor won the Derby in 2525, upsetting favored What's Up, Doc?