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CDSinex · Sep 23, 2020

World Series Games, Stanley Cup playoffs, and NBA Finales in the same week is somewhat confusing.

TeresaRose · Sep 26, 2020

Confusing people have confusing brains.

CDSinex · Oct 3, 2020

Brains ... when god said brains you thought he said rain, so you ran and hid.

oneblindmouse · Oct 11, 2020

And hid is what he did, in the arms of yet another beautiful young heiress.

Nymtoc · Oct 11, 2020

Heiress to a humongous fortune, Evangelina cast care to the winds and married an embezzler and forger, who did exactly what her Aunt Millie had predicted.

:granny:

CDSinex · Oct 11, 2020

Predicted outcomes often differ from the final result.

Nymtoc · Oct 13, 2020

"Result of so-called elections is fake news!" the Leader grumbled. "I will declare my re-election in my own way!"

:Headbang:

oneblindmouse · Oct 14, 2020

Way out of line, as usual, the leader declared he had won a resounding victory.

CDSinex · Oct 15, 2020

Victory is ofttimes fleeting.

TeresaRose · Oct 15, 2020

Fleeting, like a romantic night in Paris with a charismatic man who I met under the streetlight in the rain.

oneblindmouse · Oct 15, 2020

Rain is not predicted for today; it will be sunny, though the temperature will drop.

Nymtoc · Oct 16, 2020

Drop all adverbs from your writing immediately!

oneblindmouse · Oct 16, 2020

Immediately afterwards, he saw the killer disappearing into the forest.

CDSinex · Oct 16, 2020

Forest living suits some people.

Nymtoc · Oct 16, 2020

People say all kinds of things, but saying them doesn't make them true.

CDSinex · Oct 16, 2020

True to his word he hauled off and punched him in the mouth.

druid12000 · Oct 17, 2020

Mouth to mouth, the young lovers seemed ignorant of the other patrons of the diner.

Nymtoc · Oct 17, 2020

Diner scenes in movies often involve long-haul truckers and busty counter waitresses.

druid12000 · Oct 17, 2020

Waitresses and waiters are some of the most underappreciated workers in today's society.

oneblindmouse · Oct 17, 2020

Society tries to lay down rules for everyone to follow.

Nymtoc · Oct 17, 2020

"Follow the leader" is a formula that can have either benign or disastrous consequences.

:evil

oneblindmouse · Oct 17, 2020

Consequences are inevitable.

Melissa.O'Connor · Oct 18, 2020

"Inevitable," my mom said when I was learning to ride my bike, afraid of falling down.

druid12000 · Oct 18, 2020

'Down in a Hole' was a smash hit for the alternative rock band Alice in Chains.

CDSinex · Oct 18, 2020

Chains, it's said, are only as strong as the weakest link.

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