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EmmaSkysong

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Loins girded, he slowly turned to the woman, stuttering, "Not me, surely?"
 

M.S. Wiggins

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Life, in the rearview mirror, could project images of what-ifs; don’t ‘what-if’ the road ahead.
 

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Undertaking, an oft misunderstood profession, where the taking happens before the body is 6 feet under.
 

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Pushing up daisies is still rather somber. I prefer hoppin' on the last rattler.
 

Robots

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Ninnescah is a river in Kansas and the person writing this had to look this fact up.
 

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Up in the sandhills and sagebrush country, between the Arkansas and the Ninnescah, is the place I call home. Not necessary to look up facts when you neighbor with Mr. Massasauga. --s6
 

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Mr. Massasauga, a well renowned telekinetic massage therapist, was caught sleeping during one of his sessions. He fumed, insisting that his spirit hands worked best while he was in a meditative state.
 

Robots

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Not in the least discouraged, the alien went off to post another batch of international letters.