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Perscribo · Dec 15, 2018

Cooking for my dad requires adherence to mom’s recipes - you never met a milder meatball.

Cal_Darin · Dec 16, 2018

Meatballs arced through the air before splattering in crimson blobs on the fresh linens.

shakeysix · Dec 19, 2018

Fresh linen table cloths are something you will never see in a high school cafeteria. Sailing meatballs, on the other hand, are quite common.

CDSinex · Dec 21, 2018

Common-law marriage, in many jurisdictions, is an attractive option for non-religious anarchists.

Nymtoc · Dec 21, 2018

Anarchists should be required to wear a scarlet 'A' on their clothes, though that could lead to misunderstandings.

CDSinex · Dec 22, 2018

Misunderstandings abound when closed-minded people discuss politics or religion.

Nymtoc · Dec 22, 2018

"Religion is the opiate of the people." - Karl Marx

But hey, it's Christmas time, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade. Happy Holidays! :PartySmil

Lavern08 · Dec 23, 2018

Holidays are like Birthdays, they roll around once a year, whether we like it or not!

CDSinex · Dec 23, 2018

Not the best time of year to come down with the flu.

Chaki1718 · Dec 23, 2018

Flu was the cause of death but she will be missed dearly.

bapeery · Dec 23, 2018

Dearly beloved by all, no one knew the truth of her life...mystery.

shakeysix · Dec 28, 2018

"Mystery? Why I love a mystery!" exclaimed Trixie Belden.

ChloeRose · Dec 28, 2018

Belden is also a slang term for a man who can please a woman.

Perscribo · Dec 29, 2018

Woman is a colloquial term for all-compassionate goddess.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 29, 2018

Goddess, god, or demi-, the whole lot a wellspring of inspiration.

ChloeRose · Dec 29, 2018

Inspiration may be an artist's, painter's, lover's, muse.

Nymtoc · Dec 29, 2018

Muse about where we would be now if the US President was chosen not by the Electoral College but by popular vote. :PartySmil

ChloeRose · Dec 30, 2018

Vote like you children's lives depend on it.

CDSinex · Dec 30, 2018

"It" is a very easy word to use at the start of a sentence.

Nymtoc · Dec 30, 2018

Sentence for plagiarism is universal opprobrium, but rarely time in prison.

ChloeRose · Dec 30, 2018

Prison exists only in your mind.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 31, 2018

Mind the gap.

Kinsman · Jan 1, 2019

Gap and Crack Filler Foam may be unsightly but it's an economical way to cut down on draftiness.

ChloeRose · Jan 2, 2019

Draftiness will catch you a death of cold since pharmaceuticals never get the flu shot right.

oneblindmouse · Jan 3, 2019

Right and wrong are not concepts that overly concern certain people.

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Pound cake.

There's always another secret!

blue eyed floozy

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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blue eyed floozy

Taking the long view.

Pound cake.

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Taking the long view.

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Taking the long view.

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Taking the long view.

"The Moving Finger writes..."

Destroyer of Keyboards

Taking the long view.

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