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David Conner

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1) Brokeback Mountain/Rawhide

2) The Conscience of the King/Much ado about nothing
 

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Good Artist, Bad Homo instead of The Picture of Dorian Gray
 

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"The Redhead with some serious D.I.D" instead of "X-Men The Last Stand"


"Shallow girl moves to town and surprisingly falls in love with the Hottest boy in school in only a matter of weeks and totally isn't bothered that he wants to constantly kill her" instead of "Twilight".


"Watch the blonde girl commit a misdemeaner" instead of "Goldielocks and the Three Bears"


"Excuse me? My mother sucks what in hell you little bitch?" instead of "The Excorcist"


"I don't get it" instead of "The Matrix"

"I still don't get it" instead of "The Matrix Reloaded"

"I seriously give up" instead of "The Matrix Revolutions"


"Death likes to fuck with young people" instead of "Final Destinations 1, 2, 3 and 4"


"That old man you were rude to in the store? He's got a game for you" instead of "Saw 1, 2, 3"
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Misogynistic Hot Guy, Cool Gadgets And A Kick-A$$ Car - Any James Bond movie
I Have No Memory, But I'm A Great Spy - Any Bourne movie
Dead Guy, Odd Kid, Ghosts - for The Sixth Sense
Bad English Accent, Hot English Actor, Pretty Women - Bram Stoker's Dracula
Taxi Driver Goes In Space To Find Some Stones, Crazy Aliens and Love With A Perfect Women - The Fifth Element
Critters Gone Wild - Madagascar
 

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It's The End Of The World As We Know It And I Feel Fine instead of Knowing

Shiny Happy Vigilantes instead of Watchmen. (Wait, scratch that. I would totally go see Shiny Happy Vigilantes, too....)

Yeah, Like We Didn't Totally See THAT Lame Plot Twist Coming
instead of The Last House On The Left
 

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The Vainglories of Horace B. That might be an actual title, egads. An indie film, to be sure.
 

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"Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars" as opposed to "Eragon"

"Aooga" as opposed to Titanic

"Kick in the crotch" as opposed to "Twilight"
 

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"It's a bad idea to piss off your hair stylist."-- Sweeny Todd.
"Oh boy, I'm a wizard!"-- Harry Potter
"Maybe I should have gotten all the info before I stabbed myself."-- Romeo and Juliette
"Snakes on a Plane"-- Snakes on a Plane
 

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Heh heh heh...forgot about this thread. Yoink!

“The Naughty Little Alter Boys” Instead of ‘Boondock Saints’

“99 Red Balloons, and 99 Blue Balloons, and 99 Green Balloons, and 99 Yellow Balloons, and a Talking Dog” instead of ‘Up’.

“The Blue Man Group Goes to Space” instead of ‘Avatar’.

“Leonard Nimoy’s Excellent Journey” instead of ‘Star Trek’

“It Happened in South Africa, Again” instead of ‘District 9’

“Wacky Mayan Prophecies” instead of ‘2012’

***:::AHEM:::***
***Deep breath and…..***
“The Rainbow Mob” instead of ‘Reservoir Dogs’

“The Nazi Business” instead of ‘Inglorius Basterds’

“The Angry Old Man with the Cherry Car” instead of ‘Gran Torino’

“How Did the Kitchen Get so F****d Up?” instead of ‘Julie and Julia’
 
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