>Strangest SPAM E-mail Subject Line<

jst5150 · Nov 23, 2007

Thought about this on the drive home from A-Town today. What is the strangest SPAM e-mail title you've ever received or received today.

Here's one today:

the Pacific an early piquant, a tray way to

What's yours? Add one as you get 'em ....

jst5150 · Nov 23, 2007

And another ...

cause a broad erectile organ Van

poetinahat · Nov 23, 2007

I'll keep an eye peeled. My spam's been pretty boring lately -- the filters must be getting better, and the spam authors too busy to be creative.

Meanwhile, do check out www.spamusement.com -- very, very funny stuff. I'd love to see what the guy would've done with your last entry, Jas.

talps · Dec 18, 2007

Heh heh... I was lookin' around in search of a possible "Spam Poetry" thread. Seems like this would be as good of a thread as any to share my last few days worth of Spam... in free verse, of course. Would love to hear the works of others.

I call this one "Pharmaceutical Chaos."

his by advocate flavouring
teach sacristy
wobble in on anthropophagy
abominate naturalistic
type unsettle
For the urine theory

Bartholomew · Dec 18, 2007

"Bigger, Larger, Sloest Pizza Pie to Impress Yur Lade"

Shady Lane · Dec 18, 2007

It's not the strangest, but it's my favorite:

The take of fabulous statuesque

The strangest is probably:

eve the contradistinct krieger notre see countryman ! ecliptic be swipe

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 18, 2007

These two are together:

Do you remember me?
A guy with a small pen!s.

No... I forgot you completely and I think we both know why.

Simple Living · Dec 18, 2007

I don't get spam, actually. I have one spam e-mail account that I give out if I need to register somewhere, but I rarely check it. I have one other e-mail account for friends only and another for work only.

Toothpaste · Dec 18, 2007

My friend once got: errancy is cannister

I really liked that one for some reason.

Voyager · Dec 18, 2007

On another sight I was on, someone started a writing exercise thread. They made a list of spam e-mail subjects and you had to pick one and write a flash fiction using the line in it's entirety in the body of the fic. It was hilarious and a lot of fun.

JoeEkaitis · Dec 18, 2007

We may have a winner!

PlumpingShlongEugenio

For obvious reasons, Thunderbird nailed it as junk mail.

reigningcatsndogs · Dec 19, 2007

received today:

'Turn You Trouser Mouse into a Monster Schlong'

...but I don't like mouses!!!!

jst5150 · Dec 19, 2007

I;m getting a lot in Cyrillic. Here's today's:

Билеты на Кремлевскую Ёлку

poetinahat · Dec 19, 2007

"Tickets to the Kremlin (something)"?

Cool!

clockwork · Dec 19, 2007

Warning: possibly offensive content...

I have an old Yahoo! account which I abandoned years ago when it became clogged with spam but it's still active and still receiving little gems like...

It is rare opportunity to save so much on generic meds!

Have you received my last email? I emailed it to you two days ago. It's important!

Yoour wifee wiill be atsounded by yoour maan's pwoerViagra Proo.

3 words : Little tiny tits

are you going to grandmas house?

Drunka public games of Paris Hilton in Moscow see

Want it to hang?

Set your belly in order!

kind Harlots

polite Harlots

Of whom do I have the honour?

and my personal favourite...

Re: Durgs aree juust durgs, buut theey heelp pepole

(Yeah... I don't think they're working for ya, pal)

dpaterso · Dec 19, 2007

Camelot Group® UK End Of Year Promotion Winner!!!

:hooray:

I'm rich I'm rich I'm rich!

The Camelot Group,
Operators of The National Lottery.
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
REF:UKL/74A0802742007
BATCH:2006UKL-01

:hooray:

It must be geniune it must be genuine!

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £891,934.00 pounds held on the 18th of December,
2007 in London UK.The selection process was carried out through random selection in Our computerized email selection
system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email Addresses drawn from which you were selected.

:hooray:

I'm going to have sex I'm going to have sex!

Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:

Name: MR.Maxwell Johnson
ULTRA-HIGH RATE PHONE NUMBER DELETED :rant:

B@stards!

-Derek

cletus · Dec 20, 2007

Damn. Had a couple of good ones this morning but I deleted them. Best one in the 45 minutes since I saw this thread:

Re:become one of well-hung mates!

I like how they put the Re: at the begining like they are responding to the e-mail I sent them titled "become one of well-hung mates".

clockwork · Dec 20, 2007

Offensive content below!!

Just received this one to my gmail from [email protected]...

With this medicine, you'll make your dick so big, that you could fuck
a tuba.

Thank God. My tuba has gone unsatisfied for too long.

jst5150 · Dec 20, 2007

But your piccolo fix is never ending (Rimshot).

clockwork · Dec 20, 2007

I don't appreciate your cymbalism, Jason.

jst5150 · Dec 20, 2007

Tonight's fare:

Just fancy how lucky your will be if your dic'k gets bigger!

talps · Dec 20, 2007

I come bearing another free verse poem - my last 4 spam catchphrases, in order:

borrow difficult crinoline
close nautch scope
At no staunch file
Of my formulation lyricist

Keats weeps.

cletus · Dec 21, 2007

This morning's offering:

Re:acquiring a boner has never been easier, check out this

truelyana · Dec 21, 2007

I've just received one this morning:

The volume of your male meat is absolutely essential!

dpaterso · Dec 21, 2007

GiganticErectileorganOdessa

...I'm seeing a common theme here. Does anyone else see it?

-Derek

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