>Strangest SPAM E-mail Subject Line<

truelyana said:

I've just received one this morning:

The volume of your male meat is absolutely essential!

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Pump up the volume!

Just checked my e-mail.

EarleneShlongMonolithic

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Today's gem:

Grow up your dick to solid sizes! You'll have to get a planning
permission, every time you'll get an erection

I have such a fondness for this thread. Mostly I enjoy the text within the spam emails that attempt to deceive the server into thinking it's not spam.

For the past week or so, I've been stockpiling such phrases and have now come up with... well, with all respect to the thread around here wherein the definition of a sonnet is up for debate, I have a spam sonnet. A "Spammet," if you will.

And I'd like to share it with you all. Do feel free to critique my work - I understand that it's a bit raw and could use refinement.

Oh-kee-dokey, my poem... *clears throat*

UNTITLED

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At no staunch file
Of my formulation lyricist

I my barn flyer
Which the hothouse converter
For go naturalist fiftieth bearskin
read millibar mantelshelf

cut reverend
read burn undertaking
Is or marketplace untinged flora
you he tabular subtraction

find barbarism
lose classical​

thank you for your time...

I received an e-mail once that promised my manhood would grow by at least three inches if I clicked the enclosed link. Guaranteed!

What a rip off. I must've clicked that link a thousand times, and it didn't do a thing for me except accelerate a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Refinance Now! Low Rates! anus

The sender is Intercourse.

The subject is Works with Sexual Stimulation.


I also had one message saying it needed my Assistant (Assistance). Hell, I need my assistant, too. There's all kinds of crap he or she could be doing right now.