Adultitis

SHBueche · Oct 26, 2007

I think I have adultitis (adultitis.org, to take the 'test' and find out whether you have this disease) ... for adults from 21 to 121, marked by chronic dullness, high stress levels and sometimes the ability to smile. Makes the Black Plague look "like a trip to Disneyland."

Jaycinth · Oct 29, 2007

Here, have some rum and coke...have two, it won't cure it but it is a viable treatment. have you acting like a kid in no time!!!

Say...why did the chicken cross the road?

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

Negative: Congratulations, you are Adultitis free! You will be able to easily recognize Adultitis in others. If you know someone who you think might have Adultitis, please click on the Campaign link to find out what you can do to help.

Voyager · Oct 29, 2007

Well, my desk is covered in books, I'm most likely to be found writing on the weekends, which at this point is more like volunteer work and the thing I notice most at the zoo are other people, so most of the multiple choice answers don't apply to me. I wonder what that means...

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

I passed a test for something that annoys the hell out of my wife every single day. That's gotta be a good thing.

sprinkles the dust and jumps aboard the next couch outta here. Third couch to the left...

SherryTex · Oct 29, 2007

Don't have to take the test, quite sure I don't have it. Why? Because I don't get half of KTC's clever comments.

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

SherryTex said:
Don't have to take the test, quite sure I don't have it. Why? Because I don't get half of KTC's clever comments.

I have never in my life made a clever comment. I ought to stick you with pins for that blasphemy!

Jaycinth · Oct 29, 2007

Just as I thought...no one behaving like adults in THIS forum.

That is a proud smile!

SherryTex · Oct 29, 2007

Ow, HEY MOM/Mod, KTC's Pushing me with pins!

Jaycinth · Oct 29, 2007

***Hands Sherry a box of push pins and a rubber hose then goes back to baking a 'Betty Crocker Cake" while wearing a big VALIUM smile.***

AmyDoodle · Oct 29, 2007

There's no way I could have it. I haven't been exposed to it.

(I almost left it at "I haven't been exposed" but you just don't leave a line like that laying around for this group.)

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

I said I ought to. I wasn't gonna. Geeeeesh!

DonnaDuck · Oct 29, 2007

Nope. Free and clear for me. Perhaps in another 10 years or so.

JLCwrites · Oct 29, 2007

Oh no... I have Adultitis, Stage 1.
Quick! Someone hand me some chocolate and bunny slippers!

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

figures. You can't fly, you can't fly...you can't fly. Sing it.

III · Oct 29, 2007

I don't have adult titties.

Okay, maybe I'm a B cup.

DonnaDuck · Oct 29, 2007

III said:
I don't have adult titties.

Okay, maybe I'm a B cup.

You got me beat. I have a couple of aspirin but I have a full-on woman butt...and quite proud of it! Although I look a little awkward in a corset.

KTC · Oct 29, 2007

This thread seems to have taken a turn for the worse.

WerenCole · Oct 31, 2007

I have a mild case of alcoholi. . . .adultitis.

Guess I should go have a drink then.

See ya!

Adultitis

SHBueche

What happened to my LIFE?!

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Voyager

Ribbed for your pleasure.

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

SherryTex

Working on 2nd WIP

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

SherryTex

Working on 2nd WIP

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

AmyDoodle

I'm a Bajaffe!

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

DonnaDuck

My Worlds Are Building

JLCwrites

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

III

rockin the suburbs

DonnaDuck

My Worlds Are Building

KTC

Stand in the Place Where You Live

WerenCole

Funny what? Do I amuse you?