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Goobernatorial - a nation inhabited only by people who are allergic to peanuts

Kerfuffle

Kerfuffle: Kermit's temporary nickname when he turned into a long-haired hippie for a summer.

Gargandalfuan

Gargandalfuan - A descriptive word for a scheme that combines element of both Gargamel's (Smurfs) sneaky single-mindedness and Gandalf's (LOTR) insight and wisdom.


Hothinkë

Hothinkë: To be capital city in Scandinavia after prolonged global warming.

Geishaman

Geishaman - a confused origami specialist who finely paints his/her final pieces with glossy pastels.

Shoreumpfigus

Shoreumpfigus: An untrained competitive eater jamming up her esophagus.

Bittersweetitude

Bittersweetitude: A rare disease that renders a person's face frozen in the constant expression of squinting and puckering at the same time. Its often confused with Eric Zoolander's Blue Steel fashion look.

Hellacioustivikovich

Hellacioustivikovich: Slang used among the Russian/Armenian youth community in the greater Stockton, Ca area, though it has recently caught on in the wider world. Essentially a proclamation of approval, eg: "Ah snap, Arkady, what you just yeeted was hellacioustivikovich!"

Krunkbizkit

Kjbartolotta said:

Hellacioustivikovich: "Ah snap, Arkady, what you just yeeted was hellacioustivikovich!"

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- Love it! Didn't realize the term had made it to the west coast.

Krunkbizkit: name of marketing and promotional campaign organized by Skip Wizzle for his top client - famed LFL Tight End, Leslie Krunkowski.


Snipfissleheimer

Snipfissleheimer: A wisenheimer sentenced to endure a second circumcision.

ThaiChiChaiTea

ThaiChiChaiTea: Honorary name of the 18th hole tee box for the Thailand Invitational held at Banyan Resort recognizing Chi Chi Rodriguez's contribution to the sport and his 20th international win.

Bibliofunaticious

Bibliofunaticious: Fun fiction books of the 21st century.

Superfragileist

Superfragileist - A member of an obscure offshoot of modern philosophy who believes that the answer to the meaning of life is to be found in the Walt Disney version of Mary Poppins.

Umurqian

Umurqian: A recent term that came into being as a result of David Lettermen's mocking the names Uma and Oprah at the Oscars. The true meaning is someone who teases a person because of their name. He's such an Umurqian.

Utilitaciouverse

Utilitaciouverse: The doctrine of the effective allocation of what is good for the masses, across the entire universe.

Vertigoo

Vertigoo: as opposed to vertiGO which addresses movement and the spinning motion one experiences with inner ear infections, standing too quickly after rising from a sound sleep, and a malady some experience (such as my father who had a recent bad fall), vertiGOO is a powder based herbal remedy that just requires water to create a gooey substance that STOPS the spinning motion instantaneously and returns a person to normal stability. Side effects include nausea, constipation, upset stomach, mistaking Ringo Star as one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and in rare instances, death. In the event of death, stop taking. Overdosing on the substance can cause the spinning motion to stop and then reverse into a counterclockwise spin. Consult a trained physician before taking such a remedy.


Oliolioxmastectometry

the study of surgically removing stick oleo from human orifices.

oliooliooliooxenfree

oliooliooliooxenfree: An old Bohemian custom derived from the schnatzelcovet eating contest where the winner declares "oliooliooliooxenfree" when awarded the prize. For those not familiar with the food schnatzelcovet, experts claim the small cream filled chocolate cookie served as the inspiration for Oreo cookies. Though Nabisco denies this claim stating the recipe is an original concoction.

Crowtophany

Crowtophany - A study of the language of crows. The pitch of every caw and squawk is noted and interpreted, in order to understand these majestic creatures. Crowtophaners also learn the language, camping out in fields for days on end so that they can communicate with the crow population and engage a dialogue with them. Several books have already been published on the subject.

Balmy

Balmy: Standard definitions of Balmy read as "mild or temperate" as in "balmy weather", or "crazy and foolish" as in "American politics have become quite balmy as of late". However, the most recent usage of the word Balmy is under current study behind closed doors of the Merriam-Webster institute. The new definition under consideration is Balmy: a soothing cream-like substance developed by car mechanics to ease that crick in their necks from constantly working underneath vehicles and looking up.

Evergrenadible

Evergrenadible: A term originating in the tourist trade in Grenoble, France, used to describe the persistent feeling on wanting to return to Grenoble and experience again its lavender fields and fine skiing.

Chanidji-asu

Chanidji-asu: A Japanese class of secret warrior from over 2500 years ago.

Umpidunk

Umpidunk - given the cancelation of both the NBA season and the NCCA basketball tourney, ESPN has resorted to pulling from the archives to play reruns featuring the 1970's Oompa-Loompa classics of Umpidunk - a form of badminton pitting 4 man Oompa-Loompa teams against each other, using oversized lollipops as rackets and a marshmallow as the shuttlecock.

Shagdiferous.

Shagdiferous - A milder version of Shagadelic, applied to household appliances and commercial car wax, used in the haydey of the Austin Powers movie franchise.

Escobasloe

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Escobasloe - Closely related to coleslaw, but focusing on debarbed, julienned, escobaria cactus nodules, a chipotle sauce, and shredded ghost peppers to add a little kick.


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