Define this weird word:

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Thyko--nymphonia: A rare but documented personality disorder that is currently under review by the APA. A Thyko-nymphomaniac is one who exhibits deviant sexual behavior involving brass telescopes, astronomical charts and prosthetic noses. The actual practice is so revolting that it cannot be described in polite discourse and I must say, I am disgusted and surprised that Mr. Brazil could be comfortable asking for a definition. What kind of riff-raff plays with words of this nature?

Riffmoolay.
 

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*Agreed. I had a long, harshly-worded discourse with Mr. Brazil that went something like this - ‘Huh?’ He assured me that his definition was much tamer, almost innocuous. Only someone’s mind that trawls the nether regions of the city (gutters and sewers) would lower oneself into that lake of debauchery.*

Riffmoolay – A seven course meal with a 15 minute break between each course in which the person or persons who have failed to show up are denigrated.

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Flatormakinany: A form of Irish step dancing in which cuts of mutton are stomped upon and flattened for that most famous of Irish delicacies, Mutton Parmesan, which is then prepared live on-stage by a clog-dancing chef while the original dancers continue the steps, doing their best not to fall down due to the copious amounts of mutton fat now smeared all over the floor. A popular dinner theatre act in Dublin and Cork; Michael Flatley wanted to include it in Riverdance but was dissuaded from doing so by a vegetarian cast member.

sphinclyptimotion
 

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Who among us had not been sphinclypt? And of course we are all familiar with the peculiar motions of the sphinclypt.


Sphinclept, or, for the brave of heart, sphinctoclampsia
 
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Not sure if Marissa got cheated on her word, but ... maybe I should leave a new word to restart. *Gives the Jenny a kick to get it started again.*

Snazkanterfray
 

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Snazkanterfray: A gait only seen in one breed of horse, the Carinthian Eighth Horse (a smaller breed derived from the Hungarian Quarter Horse) in which the front feet are lifted on alternate steps and waved in the air in a "jazzenhoofen" motion. The Carinthian Eighth Horse is useless for transportation, even of a recreational nature, but they make great circus ponies.

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Snawlipsis – A rarely seen phenomenon that occurs when a meteor collides with a planet at exactly the right angle. The planet then bounces off all of the other planets in the solar system like a pinball and ends up traveling along the same orbit as one of its neighbors – about 100 feet apart.

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The eating of mythical, trickster creatures (e.g. Hedley kow).

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Carnivorhouse –Carni VorHouse was said to be the inspiration for the first circus performers. He was a master of disguise, a trick-rider and capable of death defying acrobatics - leaping from the upper limbs of nearby trees and catching hold of window sills. Really a thief by trade, he never backed down from a challenge. He even managed to ride a bull through a palace with a rare painting in tow.


Planjonelia
 

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Planjonelia: A Gram-negative, anaerobic rod-shaped bacillus, related to Shigella and E. coli, which causes extreme explosive diarrhea and intermittent lapses into Valley Girl speech patterns in humans. First isolated from the john in a Planet Hollywood restaurant.


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Karlosnootopod : A one-footed, pompous guy named Karl.

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Lowbrowosaurus: Species of dinosaur responsible for the ending of the first ice age because of it's propensity for telling fart jokes.

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Pachydermatopolis: When rhinos, elephants, and hippos are pumped full of super brain growth drugs (a la Deep Blue Sea) and take over a local zoological preserve.

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allegoriCallgirl – Hmm. I have search-ed through thousands of Google pages, and I think someone is having you on. That’s not really a word. I guess I’ll just have to make something up. Allegorical-LGirl - Pablo Picasso’s long lost brother Jesse, using crayon and a sharp-edged rock, would draw the same girl over and over again. But because he could only view her with a series of mirrors, her face took on the shape of an ‘L’. And of course this was Pablo Picasso’s true inspiration.

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Shamplexomink - The shameful and weird feeling that derives from watching a bunch of fat minks kissing and hugging.

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Discombobafett - A spin-off of the disco craze, where three would climb inside a cube and play a game of three dimensional twister. This was usually accompanied by a spinning disco ball and disco music with a heavy throbbing beat. It fell out of favor with most reputable establishments, because it usually devolved into a game of debauchery.

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Pelomntagony- A rare form of bacteria residing on certain mushrooms which causes an agonising rash when it comes into contact with human skin.

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Malcurology

The study of bad manicures.

Peetot (play on tea pot).
 

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Peetot - An odd and strange creature resembling a parrot. With feathers of black, blue and green, his chant gave excruciating pain to all who heard it. People quickly tagged it as a nuisance and a danger to health and sanity, thus got rid of it. It was rediscovered when the creator of pokemon was searching for ideas and inspired the nasty Chatot.

Catasptharsis
 

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Catasptharsis: A condition seen in miners working in the Carrara marble pits of Italy. Long-term exposure to the marble dust induces prolonged, painful fits of coughing as the poor miners' abused lungs try to expectorate the thick, marble-dust laden phlegm. In rare cases, particularly afflicted miners have been known to cough up quite creditable copies of major masterpieces; there are questions as to whether Michelangelo was truly a sculptor, or just a very, very gifted cougher familiar with the works of an earlier, unknown master.

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