Define this weird word:

Parstamogare: A version of golf, in Ireland, played entirely on coastal docks, using only woods.

Turqoiamander

Turquoiamander:

A reptile that flashes turquoise as a defense mechanism.

Agoraphioraonaphobia.

Agoraphioraonaphobia: An irrational fear of meeting up with an ancient Egyptian ruler who uses phonetic spelling in an exposed location.

Urgasmoplydextrist

Urgasmoplydextrist: A palaeontologist specializing in analyzing patterns of tooth cuspid wear in the larger mammalian ungulates, like elasmodon and uintatherium.

Voonmittenz

Cobalt Jade said:

Voonmittenz - A full-body shiver experienced while urinating immediately after exposure to cold weather.

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Gloshenten

Gloshenten.

A glossy film of gold that appears on amorphous rocks during the wet seasons in Norway.

Mientenalyor.

Mientenaylor - an ancient dance that assisted in the birthing process, recently parroted by Taylor Swift.

Wow. And my dad thought Mick Jagger was a bizarre prancer.

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danderfloof

NathanBrazil said:

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danderfloof

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danderfloof - the casual running of one's fingers through their hair, in an attempt to remove something without drawing attention to it. Related to the fiverfloof and the spiderfloof.

gelfester

gelfester: what happens to the far-past-their-sell-by-date, half-consumed jars of grape jelly that tend to accumulate at the backs of refrigerator shelves. Rumored to possess properties being investigated by the DoD.

pruniscabilitation

Well, being an obsessive gardener, I will, of course, focus on the horticultural definition although pontificating on the erotic is tempting.

pruniscabilitation is the term used when describing the fourth and fifth steps in pruning back a stone- fruit bearing tree. Not always the most vital steps but certainly the messiest.

lavapantolones

Cryptoflunk_ an underling who has been contacted and questioned by Mueller but whose identity has not yet been made public.

encarcelo

Encarcelo - The action of disrobing while playing the cello. Those convicted were forced to listen Michael Bolton play the oboe backwards and not with his mouth, but this was considered cruel and unusual. Now they just hang them upside down while an army of ravenous termites devours the cello.

Stajestifoam

The foam, almost always inedible, that first rises to the top of the kettle when boiling down stajestis.


Stajestis:

You little cheater!

Stajestis

In it's first stage, Jestis is a trumpet flower. It actually cries musically when the wind blows directly across its petals.

GangeChaggenMuckenFrugger

GangeChaggenMuckenFrugger - an ancient toad that lived on a diet entirely of seaweed.

Hasserfol

Hasserfol- this is a rare form of fetishism. People who likes to be harassed with folio is called hasserfol

Limfusionapar

An operation in which doctor's connect two limbs that should be connected back together.

lungorgonloof

Lungorgonloof - When two people are showering together and one of them drops the loofah so they both lunge for it at the same time because it's bad luck to let a loofah touch the floor.


hisneximoreah

hisneximoreah: the intestinal parasite of an intestinal parasite. No one has really cared to ask the next logical question, 'what do you call the intestinal parasite of an intestinal parasite's intestinal parasite', because ewwwww.


gladeisermful

gladeisermful - Having sprayed a house with so much air freshener that it reaches harmful levels. Ex: "This house is now gladeisermful."


Priznicuous

Priznicuous - Someone who collection prizes of any kind, and can't stop trying to win more whenever there is an occasion to do so. It has been recognise as a mental illness and a symptom of an inferiority complex.

Alkegalnoscoroprax

Alkegalnoscoroprax: A Gaulish chieftain of c. 350, meaning "The long-winded armored scorpion who drinks too much." No relation to Asterix or Obelix.

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