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This is basically a fun definition game that I found on another writers forum website (one that's not as good as AW in my humble opinion). You start with a weird word and give it your own definition. The more creative the better.

Example:

Gruntmoppy

Definition: The act of spontaneously grunting while mopping.

Who wants to take on this one? : Bornation
 

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I would rather use antipiessmatic but bornation?

definition: the act of rebirthing what is already aborted.

So I suppose someone might try antipiessmatic but it is kinda obvioso
 

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Antipiessmatic

To be antiepiessmatic is to adhere to the belief that automation is evil and must be destroyed; in particular mass-produced baked goods, and specifically pies.

psordilepsy.
 

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psordilepsy

The extreme form of psoriasis where the skin falls off.


quadsectupulous
 

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quadsectupulous


When multliple sects (of a religion) are highly concentrated within a given area of the population.

catesquial
 

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catesquial

An unacceptably informal way to refer to feline-like behaviour.



nichemal
 

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nichemal-derived from the German. Definition-more niches than one in reality needs to niche

Predespotitory
 

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nichemal

The illusive belief that one has found one's niche in life.


Angrifect
 

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Sprechen zie Englisch?

To repeat: angrifect
 

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angrifect

A remnant of an earlier hostile thought or action that obtrudes into current thoughts or actions.

He intended to praise her eggs Benedict, but the angrifect of their fight last night got in the way.

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incadrification
 

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incadrification

Incadrification is another term for rigor mortis, which describes a cadaver that has gone all stiff.

mulletine
 

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mulletine

from "mool" --the sumerian for shoe and incidentally the oldest noun in the english language. "mulletine" is of course a type of shoe akin to the sumerian ox-hide slipper but with a persian influence that includes embroidery on the vamp and upper. they were much in style in victorian england but have since gone out of style. a patent leather pair of inferior quality is to be found on display in the museum home of the late charles lutwitdge dodgson. it is believed that dodgson wore this pair while daydreaming his naughty dreams--s6
 
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...and your word is?
 

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lo siento, sr. woof

my cabeza up my cola as usual. i thought you were dealing out the words.

pretrienship? well, to the neophyte this might seem a difficult word, but anyone with a passing knowledge of the art of papyrus paper making would know that pre- trienship is merely the first, or apprentice, stage in the training of a trien--that is a master papyrus paster--the grand Poo Bah of papillote. only a trien is allowed to wear the purple platypus pendant that pertains to the perfect parallel pasting of the plucked, parched, and painstakingly prepared palmates of the porous Cyperus papyrus. (i am so full of it that my eyes should be brown. but they are AZUUUL)

Ptermylg--notice that this is a proper noun.
 

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Ptemylg = It is the leader of the "gray" species of aliens. They come from the planet Ptemy located just outside our galaxy. The P is silent as in pneumonia and it is pronounced Tem-y. The lg represents Large.


Illalien
 

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illalien: an extra-terrestrial who has forgotten his dramamine.

Obosphyxiation
 

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music major that you are

you should be aware of this rare but lethal condition that takes 4 or 5 of the world's finest oboe players every year. it is a mysterious killer of promising young music nerds. no one has been able to find a unifying factor in the victims, other than the fact that all were oboists and were asphyxiated in front of a computer screen displaying porn. in fact two of the deaths involved the infamous pornographic leggo site. and leggos were found in the body orifices of no less than six victims. wish i remembered how to spell this wretched word but i clicked off before i wrote the damn thing down--s6


tltxtloctlanzchxt--this is the original nuahtl spelling. the spanish translation leaves out the second and perhaps superflous x
 

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tltxtloctlanzchxt -- A camper van used to house the distant relatives of sacrificial virgins during the weeklong festival leading up to the ceremony. Traditionally, they had satellite TV, but long-distance calls were blocked.

Next word: ... robeiae fleenvoon
 

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fleenvoon

plural for fleenvooss. the flannel snuggies worn as an undergarment by elderly dutch women. often worn just under woolen bloomers and five or six petticoats. now i am donning my fleenvoon (a sober blue and white ticking print in a brushed flannel ) and going to bed.


heptryd
 

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heptryd

This was a medieval practice since outlawed because it was extremely dangerous. It involved 7 people (heptrydists) - normally 4 women and 3 men - and they would make a human pyramid (heptrydom) in the nude.

It was usual for a woman to be at the top of the pyramid and sometimes she would overbalance and fall with legs splayed onto the head of a poor lad beneath her.

Then a heptrydoctomy would need to be performed.

"omnifarction"
 

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omnifarction

Omnifarction is a sub-category of fiction that is far-fetched, overly contrived and badly written. This genre of writing, despite its mediocre quality, is highly popular and once a year the George W. Dorkus prize is awarded to a writer of omnifarction, who in the judgement of the awards committee "has excelled in producing a remarkably bad work of fiction and contributed to raising the standards of writing to a new low".


phlegtalian
 
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phelgtalian

It is a term used for old italian men's voices. Much like Marlon Brando in the God Father.



candidpissola
 
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candidpissola

Slang term used by paparazzi to describe photos taken of celebrities relieving themselves outdoors. Derivative of term 'candipissola' an original term originating in Italy to describe money received as payoff for legally questionable activities.

pharmaceuticopia
 
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