My friend said "If I need to I can even though I'm breastfeeding right now" everyone else gave a "no way" w/ no reason. She got out cause she was nice about it. Any chance you're lactating? *wink*
What's the problem with doing jury duty anyway? It's not a terrible thing to have to do.
Incidentally, judges and lawyers HATE people who are fully aware of their rights. Start educating the people around you about jury nullification and you'll be excused instantaneously. Knowing the law is worse than breaking it, apparently.
My friend said "If I need to I can even though I'm breastfeeding right now" everyone else gave a "no way" w/ no reason. She got out cause she was nice about it. Any chance you're lactating? *wink*
Got it!!
You walk in there, wearing a stetson, and say, "Hi! My name's Gordon Jerome!"
No, you've got all the cuffs you need back home, dontcha?
Tell them you've been studying CSI shows for years and will know everything about the case.
That or start acting like a ditz(think 80's blond). I'm serious. No Judge wants an immature idiot on their jury. To easy for a dismissal.
Incidentally, my dad use to try to go for jury duty. But since he was a Sheriff's Officer, the judge would get a good laugh and send him back home.
Tell them you're a card-carrying member of both the NRA and the ACLU?
I've heard this very thing from talkshow host and former practicing attorney Neal Boortz. He has also suggested this:...
Incidentally, judges and lawyers HATE people who are fully aware of their rights. Start educating the people around you about jury nullification and you'll be excused instantaneously. Knowing the law is worse than breaking it, apparently.
Tell them you're a card-carrying member of both the NRA and the ACLU?
I never serve because my uncle is a sheriff and apparently that would make me biased.
Seriously? I'm a 911 dispatcher, I still had to serve. I was even familiar with the case beforehand. It was a civil case from a car accident. I was one of the dispatchers on when the crash happened. I knew who was found at fault and who got a ticket for it. Both things that didn't come out in court. It was very bizarre.
That might work until they say, "Prove it."
I live in Virginia. If I did that, they'd make me the JUDGE.