And in other news, my books popped BACK up for sale on mobile phone app sites - from Dorchester. The books I got rights and fought my ___ off for last year. There has got to be a hotter place in hell for those people. There is absolutely no way they are this incompetent. A five-year-old could do a better job.

And FYI, since placing my backlist for sale myself, I have sold 100 times over in four months what my royalty statements claim I sold release to date in ebook sales. Fiction, anyone?