Please Rip on Scarlet Peaches Like There's No Tomorrow

I wanted to be the first to reply...however I have no idea what camel sexy time is about!?

Let the record show I did not solicit this thread.

I'm loving camels, the way their butts sway when they walk, just so. The way they get so coyly peevish when they're angry. The way they forgive you because they completely forget what they were mad about. Ah, the camel. Creature of love and great humps (just like scarletpeaches).

Let the record show that I have never responded to a Miss Peaches thread at any time while not thinking ernestly about her bum!

scarletpeaches said:

Let the record show I did not solicit this thread.

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It's probably the ONLY thing you haven't solicited in recent memory.

Double shits-foiled and broiled!!!!

thethinker42 said:

It's probably the ONLY thing you haven't solicited in recent memory.

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HA!

Over on the fan club thread, tomorrow we've having punch and pie!

when everybody kills themselves at the same time, you'll wonder what was in that punch....and...pie...

Danger Jane said:

when everybody kills themselves at the same time, you'll wonder what was in that punch....and...pie...

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No, we'll just know that Scarletpeaches made the punch and pie.

lmao. That's an interesting twist.

Well there's nothing worse than a copycat killer.

Here is what this posting teaches
Sanity's beyond our reaches
So hear my plaintive wild beseeches
Easy on our beloved Peaches!

Kiss me, Kate!

Please Rip on Scarlet Peaches Like There's No Tomorrow

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Who?

I would, but she's scary.

Aww...gots ta show some love for SP



Maybe then she'll make me feel less like the rep-point giving slut that I am and give me one in return...

Damn scarlet and her Sapphic odes. How come she writes so much more like Noel Coward than I do?

(mutters, rearranges jonquils, dawdles over pheasant eggs and brandy)

poetinahat said:

Damn scarlet and her Sapphic odes. How come she writes so much more like Noel Coward than I do?

(mutters, rearranges jonquils, dawdles over pheasant eggs and brandy)

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I do?!

Wow.

That's...possibly the bestest compliment I've ever received!

How would you know? I would think most of the words are too big for you to understand.

So that's what a chastity belt looks like...