Darwin's Field Day

I think I'll wait till I get home before I click that link.

I'm just grateful it wasn't a YouTube link!

aadams73 said:

First the camel, then the bear, and now this:

British dwarf's penis gets stuck in vacuum cleaner

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I'll bet that sucked...... Somebody had to say it.

*ducks*

I just wished the ground could swallow me up.

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Never heard of that brand of vacuum.

JJ

JJ Cooper said:

Never heard of that brand of vacuum.

JJ

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Mods, the title of this thread should be: "Vaccuum Cleaner emasculates Drunken Dwarf Trying to have Sexytime with It"

How would one explain this situation to their medical insurance provider? Or could this be a Workers Compensation Claim?

dclary said:

Mods, the title of this thread should be: "Vaccuum Cleaner emasculates Drunken Dwarf Trying to have Sexytime with It"

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I like to think I'm responsible for that word entering the AW vocabulary.

reigningcatsndogs said:

How would one explain this situation to their medical insurance provider? Or could this be a Workers Compensation Claim?

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Exploratory genital massage?

scarletpeaches said:

I like to think I'm responsible for that word entering the AW vocabulary.

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It's better than my legacy: pigfuckery.

dclary said:

Mods, the title of this thread should be: "Vaccuum Cleaner emasculates Drunken Dwarf Trying to have Sexytime with It"

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Subheading: "Bear, Camel Witness Catastrophe, Cheer On Vaccuum".

The phrase 'vacuum the rug' will never quite carry the same meaning for me again.

A.M. Wildman said:

Exploratory genital massage?

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Hey, there's an ICD-9 code for getting sucked into a jet engine...

BenPanced said:

Subheading: "Bear, Camel Witness Catastrophe, Cheer On Vaccuum".

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You said, "sub-heading... (uh-huh-huh-huh!)"

the nickname, Stumpy, he received as a child was almost doubly offensive and doubly relevant.

I can only imagine the claims worker when they get that call...

Nobody dies, but I'm sure it won't take long: Glacier surfing in Alaska. Some swearing during the video.

http://www.nollie.tv/2007/08/insane-glacier-.html

Hoover Damn!

dclary said:

It's better than my legacy: pigfuckery.

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Or mine: wanksplat.

I liked this comment:

"Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Right, mate. Because everyone at that hospital has now totally forgotten about the dwarf with the hoover stuck to his cock.

Siddow said:

Nobody dies, but I'm sure it won't take long: Glacier surfing in Alaska. Some swearing during the video.

http://www.nollie.tv/2007/08/insane-glacier-.html

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I saw that on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on his Oddball segment - it's only a matter of time...