Rampage - Disappointingly terrible. I wasn't expecting it to be good, but I was expecting it to be fun bad, cheesy bad, something. It was just... bad. Not entertaining, or even so bad that was entertaining. It just laid there, like a pile of random, uninspiring cliches that no one could bother with, like the most boring hors d'oeuvres tray at a party -- not interesting enough to try, not something fun and nostalgic like a cheese ball, not just some veggies and dip or cream cheese roll ups that you can count on being exactly what you expect, and not even weird enough to take a pic of to show someone the jell-o salad later. Just like... water crackers and American cheese slices.
What were you expecting from a movie based on an arcade game in the 1980s (a game about mutant humans turned monsters that smashed buildings, cars, helicopters, and terrorized people)?
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