Oh yeah? Well, what have you ever done?

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The basic idea is to come up with the funniest or most outrageous lie about something you've done/invented/etc...

Oh yeah? Well, I dropped the apple on Newton's head. The nerd.

Oh yeah? Well, I taught God to read.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm the sole manufacturer of tumbleweeds.

You get the picture. It's kind of addictive once you get going...
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I've never taunted a mod. They're kind, gentle people.
 

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:)

Oh yeah, well I was the first person to ever say, "In your FACE!" Of course, I always poked people in the face when I said it. I don't know why that didn't catch on.
 
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Oh yeah! Well, I created coins.
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I invented the lederhosen you put your coins in.
 

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Oh yeah! Well, I created the German language so you'd be able to describe short pants with suspenders in one word...
 

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Oh yeah? Well, your language would have been nothing without my umlaut, and you know it!

Plus, after I invented the umlaut, I taught DaVinci how to draw.
 

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Oh yeah! Well, I fathered DaVinci.
 

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Oh yeah! Well, I think, therefore I am.
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I told Plato to think of it like a cave...
 

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Oh yeah! Well, I told Shakespeare what to write.
 

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When I was but a wee child of 3 or 4, I explained to Freud about his neuroses.
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I invented the pull tab, and where would we be without that, huh?
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I dropped the apple on Newton's head. The nerd.
Oh yeah, well I taught both Newton and Leibnitz calculus!

And Isaac wasn't a nerd. Steve Wozniak, HE's The Nerd.

And that guy in the wheelchair, Steven Hawkman, I taught him everything there is to know about black holes. So, there.
 

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Oh yeah? Well, I came up with the concept of invisibility, before that people had no idea what to call things that weren't there.