The "I'm sorry" thread

Woof · Aug 24, 2009

...but you said that your skin was dry and needed some moisturizer.

...I'm sorry that I referred to you as "that obnoxious swine" in front of our dinner guests last night, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 24, 2009

...we all agreed we'd tell the absolute truth during dinner--remember?

I'm sorry I turned in your car under Cash for Clunkers and drove off in a new Camaro, but...

ejaycee · Aug 24, 2009

They said it wasn't good enough for the tip.

I'm sorry I kidnapped your dog, but...

shakeysix · Aug 24, 2009

he told me to do it

i'm sorry i took an eraser and erased the eyes out of all the illustrations in my spanish book but...

Woof · Aug 24, 2009

...but I got carried away while I was singing:

Uh,uh,uh,…
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,…
Soon I'll return, bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si Si" say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me.

I'm sorry that I made a voodoo doll of you and stuck pins in it, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 24, 2009

...how was I supposed to know that it would work?

I'm sorry I talked the City Council into condemning your land and tearing down your house, but...

Lavern08 · Aug 24, 2009

...We really needed another Wal-Mart built there.

I'm sorry I missed your wedding, but...

sommemi · Aug 24, 2009

... I just hate watching grooms suffer like that.

I'm sorry I laughed at you when that hot poker fell in your lap, but...

ejaycee · Aug 24, 2009

I did warn you about juggling things like that.

I'm sorry I laughed at your funeral, but...

kct webber · Aug 25, 2009

...you shouldn't have put "bury me with my penis out" in your will.

I'm sorry I locked you in a small metal box in the basement, but...

flyingtart · Aug 25, 2009

I already had three milkmen in the wooden chest.

I'm sorry I called your book the biggest load of bollocks, but...

Nymtoc · Aug 25, 2009

...I took a vow to tell the truth for a week.

I'm sorry I cut a hole in your parachute before you went skydiving, but...

Matera the Mad · Aug 25, 2009

you seemed so worried about the hole in your pants that I was in a hurry to patch it.

I'm sorry that I took those photographs of you in the nude when you passed out at the party, but...

flyingtart · Aug 25, 2009

I needed something for my avatar.

I'm sorry I put your cat through the mangle but...

sommemi · Aug 25, 2009

... I could have sworn it was Aunt Gertie's moth-eaten faux fur muffler.

I'm sorry I told your Mother in Law that you thought she was an alcoholic, but...

Shay · Aug 25, 2009

I'm sorry I told your Mother in Law that you thought she was an alcoholic, but she was about to burn my only copy of my new book, I had to redirect her attention somehow.

I'm sorry I stole your cat, and staged it to look like she died but.....

flyingtart · Aug 26, 2009

everyone has to have a hobby.

I'm sorry I burned your dinner but...

Lavern08 · Aug 26, 2009

...have you seen that gorgeous, new firefighter at station number 10?

I'm sorry I broke your heart, but...

Poetic_Justice · Aug 26, 2009

you didn't think this would last forever, did you? Yes? Poor thing...

I'm sorry I stole your car, but...

Shay · Aug 26, 2009

I'm sorry I stole your car but I needed some extra cash and I mean, come on, it's not like you were going to miss it when you have your horse to ride instead. Weren't you saying how much you wanted to ride him more?

I'm sorry I'm jealous of you but...

Matera the Mad · Aug 26, 2009

I have these fantasies of a life with no care beyond today's needs, and your impoverished existence is so delightfully simple.

I'm sorry I ran off with your husband and then lost him in the jungle, but...

ejaycee · Aug 27, 2009

...how else was I going to get rid of him?

I'm sorry I left you alone with Great-Aunt Agnes, but...

flyingtart · Aug 27, 2009

I figured you'd probably bore her to death and I'm in the will.

I'm sorry I called your sister a whore but...

Woof · Aug 27, 2009

...but any woman who entertains six sailors at a time is not exactly a nun.

I'm sorry that I added rat tails to your ratatouille, but...

Lavern08 · Aug 27, 2009

...I heard you've lost your sense of taste and smell anyway.

I'm sorry I told the mob that you're in the Witness Protection Program, but...

The "I'm sorry" thread

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