The "I'm sorry" thread

WriterWho · Jan 12, 2013

. . . it is a possibility they couldn't see your exact features sitting in the back like you were. *coughs* I'm betting that glow in the dark t-shirt didn't help, though.

I'm sorry you drank too much wine, but . . .

Liralen · Jan 12, 2013

you're really fun when you're drunk . . . now tell me how much you remember . . .

I'm sorry, I have no idea how you got those welts, but . . .

WriterWho · Jan 12, 2013

. . . shouldn't you be more worried about the bone sticking out of your arm?

I'm sorry your television has smoke wafting out of it, but . . .

Liralen · Jan 12, 2013

you didn't know about the properties of a Fresnel lens when you took it outside so you could watch it while you were in the pool did you?

I'm sorry your remote blew up in your hand, but . . .

WriterWho · Jan 12, 2013

. . . in time, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to work the television without it.

I'm sorry you've got a hitch in your get-along, but . . .

Liralen · Jan 12, 2013

aren't you glad your come-along works when you need it?

I'm sorry you spent the night cowering in the corner of the stable, but . . .

CDSinex · Jan 12, 2013

you could have at least mucked the stalls.

I'm sorry you got stuck in the snow at the end of your driveway, but ...

Nymtoc · Jan 12, 2013

...didn't you enjoy being in a winter wonderland?

I'm sorry chili dogs don't agree with you, but...

Liralen · Jan 12, 2013

why do you try and argue with them in the first place?

Never argue with Stupid . . .

WriterWho · Jan 12, 2013

but, . . . don't even speak to Fool.

I'm sorry you have an odd ritual with pens, but . . .

Liralen · Jan 12, 2013

I guess no one is going to steal them after they've been . . . where they've been.

I'm sorry you've been having those terrible, debilitating hand cramps, but . . .

Robbert · Jan 13, 2013

...will you stop moaning and chuck that typewriter out of the window. Please!

I'm sorry I left a negative review on your facebook page, but...

Nymtoc · Jan 13, 2013

...I've wanted to get back at you ever since you criticized my cooking.

I'm sorry your cat ate your tropical fish, but...

me-a-monsteR · Jan 13, 2013

at least the fish had the last laugh, what with it being a poisonous cow fish and all.

I'm sorry I posted that footage on youtube, but...

kenthepen · Jan 13, 2013

I swear that mole on your backside looks like one of the Kardapphians.

I'm sorry if you don't like waffles, but

WriterWho · Jan 13, 2013

. . . besides ketchup and moldy cheese, that's all I've got.

I'm sorry someone door dinged your car, but . . .

me-a-monsteR · Jan 13, 2013

it was an ugly car. The ding improves it.

I'm sorry I didn't call, but...

Robbert · Jan 13, 2013

...I enjoyed my date, thank you.

I'm sorry to come back to that offensive post of yours from 2003, but...

Nymtoc · Jan 13, 2013

...it's nearly identical to your offensive post yesterday.

I'm sorry you sent money in response to that TV ad for a Handy Dandy All-Purpose Kitchen Wonder, only to receive a plastic toothpick, but...

kenthepen · Jan 13, 2013

look at the bright side; you didn't buy two.

I'm sorry I forgot to do the dishes, but...

Liralen · Jan 13, 2013

the dog did a good enough job that no one will know if you go ahead and put 'em away. You'll be saving water, too.

I'm sorry all the barbecued ribs were gone before you got any, but . .

druid12000 · Jan 13, 2013

...since everyone who ate them are sick as dogs, you should be thankful.

I'm sorry your uncle hit you with a leg of lamb, but...

Liralen · Jan 13, 2013

aren't you lucky he couldn't heft the ram?

I'm sorry you didn't get much rest last night, but . . .

Nymtoc · Jan 13, 2013

...I hope you don't blame me and my band.

I'm sorry you sold that "ugly old painting" you found in the attic for $5, not realizing it was a Rembrandt, but...

Liralen · Jan 13, 2013

now are you going to stop quoting "ignorance is bliss" out of context? I'm really enjoying the proceeds, by the way.

I'm sorry, I know you weren't finished reading the book, but . . .

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