The "I'm sorry" thread
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...at least now you can write about Mexican prisons.
I'm sorry your tattoo is misspelled, but...
I'm sorry your tattoo is misspelled, but...
...it was a happy mistake with the compliments I got from it.
I'm sorry the watermelon wasn't watery enough for you, but....
I'm sorry the watermelon wasn't watery enough for you, but....
...once the cops had me in handcuffs, it seemed like a logical thing to do.
I'm sorry you were the only person I told to come nude to my holiday party, but...
I'm sorry you were the only person I told to come nude to my holiday party, but...
...I was the life of the party.
I'm sorry I told you a male stripper was coming to your house yet a real officer came, but...
I'm sorry I told you a male stripper was coming to your house yet a real officer came, but...
...it was only an STD when you watched porn.
I'm sorry the beach goers ruined your day, but....
I'm sorry the beach goers ruined your day, but....
...the ocean seems like a good place to hide a body.
I'm sorry I kicked your daughter in the face but...
I'm sorry I kicked your daughter in the face but...
... she shouldn't have pretended to be Lucy pulling the football away at the last second.
I'm sorry your child still isn't potty-trained but ...
I'm sorry your child still isn't potty-trained but ...
I don't think she ruined your wife's fur coat at all.
I'm sorry the meal wasn't to your liking, but
I'm sorry the meal wasn't to your liking, but
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...you've been wearing that style for a year, and it's time you tried something new.
I'm sorry you've been sentenced to life in a Turkish prison, but...
I'm sorry you've been sentenced to life in a Turkish prison, but...
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that's what you get for emulating Airplane! pilots.
I'm sorry you weren't the one who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, but...
I'm sorry you weren't the one who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, but...
...at least you should have had enough sense to put the bop in the bop shoo bop.
I'm sorry you were banned from the Good Citizens League, but...
I'm sorry you were banned from the Good Citizens League, but...
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...their bylaws clearly state, 'Kissing of chickens is strictly prohibited'.
I'm sorry the old woman down at the docks cursed you, but...
I'm sorry the old woman down at the docks cursed you, but...
you can't offer money for sex to every woman waiting at a bus stop.
I'm sorry someone picked your pocket, but ...
I'm sorry someone picked your pocket, but ...
...that was no way to carry a gold brick around anyway.
I'm sorry you were accused of stuffing ballot boxes with 10,000 votes for The Swedish Chef, but...
I'm sorry you were accused of stuffing ballot boxes with 10,000 votes for The Swedish Chef, but...
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...his handlers would like you to appear on his new cooking show, 'Herdy der Floompy Bork'.
I'm sorry you think God put a hit out on you, but...
I'm sorry you think God put a hit out on you, but...
we all have to go sometime.
I'm sorry your ballot was rejected because you misspelt your name, but ...
I'm sorry your ballot was rejected because you misspelt your name, but ...
...since you've been signing "X" all these years, it shouldn't be hard for you to remember.
I'm sorry your new hair color failed to attract any positive comments, but...
I'm sorry your new hair color failed to attract any positive comments, but...
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basic black does make your head look slimmer.
I'm sorry the casting call didn't go as planned, but...
I'm sorry the casting call didn't go as planned, but...