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...you told me you were thinking of buying a new one anyway.

I'm sorry your Christmas lights blew out all the power in the neighborhood, but...
 
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on the bright side (poor choice of words?) your neighbor has power because he "borrowed" your portable generator.

I'm sorry all of the food you bought for your Christmas feast is slowly going bad (what with the lack of power and all), but ...
 
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...four strands of lights, are you serious? You needed more Christmas cheer.

I'm sorry Santa landed on your car, but...
 
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His carcass on your car roof will be proof positive to the neighborhood children that he was real.

I'm sorry that you were blamed for Santa's demise, but ...
 
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...I hear your cellmate is a really interesting person.

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.....we pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement anyway.

I'm sorry that I left my Grandma in your living room, but.....
 
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... I liked how her tacky old dress matched your decorating style.

I'm sorry I left my underwear in your glove compartment ...
 
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....I swear they were giving me the stink eye and nobody likes gnomes anyway.

I'm sorry I charged up your credit card....
 
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...you look like you should stick to carrot sticks and celery anyway.

I'm sorry I took your monkey to the rainforest and let him go, but...
 
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....dogs aren't supposed to look like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

I'm sorry that I tried to turn your sofa into a pool floatie but.....
 
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...I'll let you have this old green rug to replace it.

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all of the screaming and crying had me wondering.

I'm sorry I told everyone at the neighborhood association meeting it was OK to leave their Christmas trees in your yard, but ...
 
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....you give the appearance of a mulch fanatic.

I'm sorry I put a duck in the backseat of your car but.....
 
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the radio doesn't work and you need some kind of noise while you drive, right?

I'm sorry I released your personal information to advertisers everywhere but...
 
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....you said you were looking for a new.... everything.

I'm sorry I buried your cell phone in blueberries but....
 
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....you shouldn't have dressed like a zoo keeper on Halloween if you didn't mean it.

I'm sorry I programmed your Alexa to play only elevator music and Barney tunes but.....
 
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