I'm going to have to go with the original version of The Wicker Man. Why?
1) Brit Eckland doing the nudie dance (then getting dubbed over and body doubled---oooh, bitch slap!!!)
2) Naked chicks hopping over fires to eerie, Wiccan tunes.
3) Cockney cultists running about in creepy, papier-mache masks.
4) Christopher Lee in drag.
5) Fruity-hippy-Celtic soundtrack.
6) Ingrid Pitt's proto-Princess Leia do.
7) Public casual sex orgies.
8) Songs about horny innkeeper's daughters sung by horny old men.
9) Freak-o prances round the Maypole led by weirdo summer camp counselor.
10) Torture of helpless animals.
11) Goat peeing on dude from The Eraser.
12) Giggling, cavorting hippy ladies spanked on the bottom by frigid Christian cop.
13) Child sacrifices.
14) Sea planes.
15) Dingies
16) And, let's not forget...
THE WICKER MAN...
1) Brit Eckland doing the nudie dance (then getting dubbed over and body doubled---oooh, bitch slap!!!)
2) Naked chicks hopping over fires to eerie, Wiccan tunes.
3) Cockney cultists running about in creepy, papier-mache masks.
4) Christopher Lee in drag.
5) Fruity-hippy-Celtic soundtrack.
6) Ingrid Pitt's proto-Princess Leia do.
7) Public casual sex orgies.
8) Songs about horny innkeeper's daughters sung by horny old men.
9) Freak-o prances round the Maypole led by weirdo summer camp counselor.
10) Torture of helpless animals.
11) Goat peeing on dude from The Eraser.
12) Giggling, cavorting hippy ladies spanked on the bottom by frigid Christian cop.
13) Child sacrifices.
14) Sea planes.
15) Dingies
16) And, let's not forget...
THE WICKER MAN...