The Great Big AW Caption Competition

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It's that jolly time of year, again, folks! So put on something warm and caption a new picture.

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Happy Holidays and happy captioning, everyone!


Lady Gaga decides she wants to be incognito for the Christmas ball.
 

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The true Dark Souls starts here, where ancient Lords of Christmas past arise to bring good cheer.

It's that jolly time of year, again, folks! So put on something warm and caption a new picture.

412px-Liberace-Christmas-Costume.jpg


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Happy Holidays and happy captioning, everyone!

And this is exactly why Santa Claus never had a career in fashion design.
 

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Hi, everybody! Glad the forum's back up. Here's a housewarming gift for the new server:



Painting by Carl Reichert (the artist, not the biologist). Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun captioning, folks!
 

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Hi, everybody! Glad the forum's back up. Here's a housewarming gift for the new server:



Painting by Carl Reichert (the artist, not the biologist). Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun captioning, folks!
"Doc Schund's Delivery Dogs" couldn't compete with Amazon for speed or efficiency, but had Jeff Bezos beat hands down for cuteness.
 

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Hi, everybody! Glad the forum's back up. Here's a housewarming gift for the new server:



Painting by Carl Reichert (the artist, not the biologist). Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun captioning, folks!

Rex was delighted to win first prize at the fancy dress competition with his exquisitely crafted human costume.
 

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Gunther 'snappy dresser' Cromer and his wife, 'Horizontal Stripe' Helga, recount the great suspender disaster of 1938, when Abe's braces suddenly let loose during a passionate embrace, causing each to be struck in one eye.
The dancing might have been abandoned, but even after 70 years of marriage, the Vaudeville team of Hiram and Harriet still sing their theme song, "I Only Have Eye for You", complete with their patented musical gestures.
 
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"Don't worry, ma'am, we'll Photoshop out the fingers later. All the guys on Snake-Date will be admiring your eyes and your figure!"
 

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Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis almost Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19), and here be a parrot to celebrate.

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Painted by Georg Flegel. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun, me hearties, and remember to practice yer accent!
 
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Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis almost Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19), and here be a parrot to celebrate.

Georg-Flegel-005.jpg


Painted by Georg Flegel. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun, me hearties, and remember to practice yer accent!
Polly: "One of these things doesn't belong here...oh, wait...yeah, me..."
 
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Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis almost Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19), and here be a parrot to celebrate.

Georg-Flegel-005.jpg


Painted by Georg Flegel. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun, me hearties, and remember to practice yer accent!
Yar, a pygmy parrot! Smart enough to know the real booty is sugar, not gold.
 
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Despite minor technical concerns raised during testing of the lunar accommodation, NASA insists that tomorrow's lift off to establish mankind's first lunar colony will proceed as scheduled.
 

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Halloween is almost here, so have some beasties to caption!

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Have fun, everybody!

Considered too bizarre even for Chaucer, all known manuscripts of "The Halluciners's Tale" were burned, with only a lone illustration surviving.
 
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Election Day is over. Time for a cute, non-politcal picture to wind down.

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Snagged from Pixabay.

Happy captioning, folks.