The Great Big AW Caption Competition

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New evidence uncovered in the mysterious demise of C. M. Russell, the Old American West artist, with the recovery of his 92-year-old backpack from a Montana hoarder.
 

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The new door was going to keep the rain out like a champ, but how was Perry going to get the components of the alarm system inside?

:roll: I can dig it. I assume Perry will do the same. (I'm glad more people read these posts than the usual five :greenie)
 

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:roll: I can dig it. I assume Perry will do the same. (I'm glad more people read these posts than the usual five :greenie)
Oh, I always read them and laugh my head off, and wish I could come up with something half as funny!
 

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AZ_Dawn;10421105 [URL="https://postimages.org/" said:
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"If that Wench doesn't give me my umbrella, I'm gonna smash this water lily in her smug face!"
 

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Originally Posted by AZ_Dawn
It's the first day of summer! Have a new, summery pic to celebrate.


Painting by Colin Campbell Cooper. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Lady with umbrella: "Why oh why do I have to be stuck with this stupid
hairdo with its two little wings above my ears, when I should have a
loosely made but elegant chignon like my sister? Why, God? WHY?"
 

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Wicked Agnes kept the only available shade for herself and made her step-sister row the boat by hand while gathering waterlilies to sell at the marina to pay for all the rouge Agnes hogged from the girls' make-up kit that morning.
 

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It's the first day of summer! Have a new, summery pic to celebrate.


Painting by Colin Campbell Cooper. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun and keep cool, guys!


"How long is it going to take him to paint the picture? My arm has gone numb and there is something slimy on the bottom of this water lily?"

"You? I haven't been able to blink for three hours. I think I've gone blind."
 

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Simon considers how many real mocassins he can make from a squamoid water mocassin.