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And the man was never seen again. Several miles east, a lethargic, bloated snake rested after its afternoon meal.
 

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The snake stared fixedly at Rob's tie. There was something about the shape that made him anxious. It was so similar to his own.

Drat! Frimble slithered in and took the best gag line. My devious reptilian mind already was forming the snake-tie association, but alas my hopes were rattled. Hissss! :greenie
 

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Anti-mustache propagandist Sr. Slitherstachey
, endures heated debate with long-time Mustache Universe champion Freddy Featherstache
, before his untimely execution by shoeing calvary in 1978.​
 
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Ahoy, mateys! Red Dawn be here with a new picture fer Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun, me hearties, and remember to practice yer cheesy accent fer Sept. 19th!
 

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Captain Bloodbutt stared in amazement as he realized the secret life his First Mate led.
 

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Ahoy, mateys! Red Dawn be here with a new picture fer Talk Like a Pirate Day.



Have fun, me hearties, and remember to practice yer cheesy accent fer Sept. 19th!

"Arrgh, come ye doon wit me last three bloody bottles o' rum!" cried the captain to the cabin boy climbing ever higher.
 
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"Go faster, Ugg! We must outrun Long Tusk who gains on Sloth-the-Slow."

"Don't panic, Hargoth. We don't need to outrun Long Tusk. We only need to outrun Sloth-the-Slow!"
 

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Time for a new pic, so have a prehistoric monster!



Painting by Paul Jamin. Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Have fun, folks!

"'Look at the fuzzy-wuzzy,' you said. 'Just show him you're friendly and he'll let you rub his belly,' you said. 'They love that,' you said."
 

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By the way, I love this image - usually it's 'mighty hunters attacking Mammoth' - this seems a much more realistic depiction of a first meeting.
Must go look up Paul Jamin.