The Great Big AW Caption Competition

AZ_Dawn · Feb 21, 2020

Chase said:
All await a new Caption Competition from AZ Dawn.

Chris P said:
Lol. I checked this thread about an hour before you posted, thinking the same thing.

Aww, thanks, guys! I actually did post a new pic, but the forum outage ate it, and the ddos attack happened before I could repost it. Anyway, here it is!

Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Caption away, folks!

PS: You don't have to wait for me. If you miss this thread and have a captionable picture, go for it.

neandermagnon · Feb 21, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

Wait, what? Tea? In a microwave? I can't even... oh, the humanity!

Chase · Feb 21, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

Spike found the toughest segment for him in Live PD Top Service Dog was tea service.

frimble3 · Feb 21, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

"And after tea, I will herd you into the lounge for quiet self-entertainment. Don't make me nip any heels!"

Chris P · Feb 22, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Caption away, folks!

After his breakout role impersonating Grandma in Little Red Riding Hood, BB Wolfe was immediately typecast in drag roles. His final on-screen appearance, Alice At The Tea Party, despite a brilliant performance and clever writing, flopped at the box office.

Chase · Feb 22, 2020

Love these shaggy dog stories. :ROFL:

frimble3 · Feb 24, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
Read for a new pic? Have 2 pics to make up for a lack of pics last month.

Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Enjoy, folks!

This poor guy didn't get any action when he was first posted, which inspired this:

Yes, Orlando struck a fine pose, but his inability to dive into the water and come up bearing a fish was killing his chances with the lady egrets.
"Sure, he looks good, but peacocks just can't provide for the chicks" they squawked.

Chase · Feb 25, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

Out alone on another literary limb, Jim fired his third editor suggesting the latest novel pushed all boundaries of purple prose.

MarlynnOfMany · Feb 27, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

Paulbert the Peacock knew three things:
*how to fly, despite the wind drag
*how to get REALLY tired really fast while flying
*how to perch nonchalantly, to properly show off for any nearby lady peahens

Chris P · Feb 28, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Enjoy, folks!

Patricia after hearing tickets to Adele's stadium concert started at $400: "Hello from the OUT-siiiiide"

SWest · Mar 4, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
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Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

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"One lump, or twoooo-wooo-wooo-wooooooo?"

Cobalt Jade · Mar 4, 2020

Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

The Queen of England, being a notorious cheapskate, often pressed her corgis into serving the afternoon tea.

brasiliareview · Mar 5, 2020

Cobalt Jade said:
Snagged from Wikimedia Commons.

Try my blend of neighborhood sod?

Chris P · Apr 6, 2020

We're all getting creative with our pastimes during the self-quarantine! Pass the time with captioning this image from Shorpy:

Source: https://www.shorpy.com/node/20658

yesandno · Apr 6, 2020

"Are sure this crossword has a solution? The lower you go, the more suspicious I get..."

Chase · Apr 6, 2020

Chris P said:

22 DOWN: "Turned-up nose . . . rolled-down hose . . .
F _ _ _ _ _, yessir, one of those."

Just be careful how far down you go with "Flapper."

AZ_Dawn · Apr 8, 2020

Oh sure, she can sit still for a 45-minute painting session. It's standing still for 5 hours in the gallery that's the problem.

Chase · Apr 12, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
Oh sure, she can sit still for a 45-minute painting session. It's standing still for 5 hours in the gallery that's the problem.

No, no, no, AZ Dawn. You were s'posed to show the picture with your pithy caption.

(So hard whipping these newcomers :whip:

into shape. :roll:

)

Cobalt Jade · Apr 12, 2020

"Hank's sexual fantasy was to paint a Mondrian on my body. Who am I to say no?"

MaeZe · Apr 12, 2020

Is it beautiful? A landscape? Gorgeous birds? I can't wait to see it.

AZ_Dawn · May 1, 2020

Ready for a new pic? This one's a little late for the season, but...

Snagged from Pixabay.

Have fun, folks!

Chris P · May 1, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:
Ready for a new pic? This one's a little late for the season, but...

Snagged from Pixabay.

Have fun, folks!

It was a sad day, but the Easter Island Governor and the Chief of Police remained until the end to ensure all the residents left safely when the sea level rise got ahead of them.

Chase · May 2, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

"Gnarly wet suit, dude, but your idea of 'rapid' paddle is a hare off."

neandermagnon · May 2, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

"Dude, you're nuts! This is the English Channel. It's March. And you're wearing... shorts?"

Lavern08 · May 5, 2020

AZ_Dawn said:

Nope, I don't know anyone named Alice, and this sure ain't Wonderland, Pal.

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