Silly Pirate Names

I would just make up some. If you want us to chip in our two-cents worth, just say so. We can get pretty silly.

Aye!

Try Seventh Sanctum's Ship Name Generator to get your creative juices flowing.

Here's a few to get it started:

Pirates:
Captain Toothache
Captain Blackhead
Jean Lafitte, Jr., known as Bubba
Captain Red Beans
Captain Phallus
Captain Morton, the Salt of the Sea

Ships:
The Hail Mary
The Jolly Santa
The Sea Gopher
The Blue Goose
Henrietta
The Ryan Seacrest

Misc:
Dead sailors go to Davy Jones’s Closet

Dead Sailors COME OUT of Davy Jones' closet! NEXT, on Maury!




A big burly pirate man named Captain Peggy. Who would naturally.....have both of his legs intact.

PeeDee said:

Dead Sailors COME OUT of Davy Jones' closet! NEXT, on Maury!

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O. M. G. that's awesome

If I were you I would have kept that to myself and ran with it!

Shades of Humanity said:

O. M. G. that's awesome

If I were you I would have kept that to myself and ran with it!

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It would have have run about as far as the next Pete & Carrie Variety Hour.

Feel free to write it. We have a lack of Gay Zombie Pirate novels on the market.

Captain Petie.
Captain Leon.
Captain Dorf Horfheigger.
Captain Perival O'Silly.

Pirates

Pirate Pearly
Captain Swizzle Sticks
Captain Seaspunk

Ships

Thar She Blows
The Crusty Board

Captain Climidea Curtsy.

Long Johns John
Captain Woo Fat of the Orient
Murray Steinberg (the worlds first Jewish pirate)

Captain Sergeant

Aboard the Creme of Sumunguy.

Oh dear God, these are bad. LOL

Does that make this the longest on-topic thread on AW??

The youngest pirate ever: Captain Newbeard, and his ship, the Sea Biscuit.

Hey, I'm tryin' here....

Captain Gaspasser of the good ship Flatulence
William the Wussy and his ship, the Fainting Spell
Captain Transfat on the grand ship, Buttery Lobster
Lumberjack Pete, sailing the seven seas on: The Leaky Tea Cup
Captain Swallow and his ship, The Trembling Masthead
Viagra the Terrible. On the ‘Stiffy Skiffy’
Purple Barney sailing ‘GimmeaHuggywuggy’
Stinky Bart, sailing the seven seas on: The Loaded Diaper

Captain Dregs and the Floating Bits o Bean

Cpt. Mae Larkey

Anonymous Traveler said:

But wait how do you tell a pirate from a lawyer? grist for another thread?

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Sharks only eat pirates, not their own kind.

I sense an experiment in the offing....