Moving to The New Server Prayer Chapel Thread

billythrilly7th · Nov 24, 2006

Dear God,
If you are listening, it's Billy. Hi! How are you?

Anyway, I rarely ask for anything, but please make the switch to the new server go smoothly and all the data transfer without incident.

Thank you.

I owe you one.

William H. Thrilly7th aka The Thrill

P.S. Tell Jesus and Abraham and Paramahansa Yogananda and Elvis I said "what up?"

Thank you.

rekirts · Nov 24, 2006

Amen.

CBeasy · Nov 24, 2006

Dear God(which ever one is appropriate for this particular prayer),
I would just like to second Billy's prayer. I, too, would owe you one.
Thanks,
CBeasy.

Birol · Nov 24, 2006

It will be fine, guys. Top people, who love the forums as much as you do, are overseeing the transfer. However, I would never stop someone from sending their vibes in that direction.

Bartholomew · Nov 24, 2006

Dear God,

You remember that fiver you bummed off me?

Yeah; if you make a bird poop on Billy's head, we'll be even.

Thanks.

Er.

Amen.

Oh. And make Mac answer my PM.

Write_At_1st_Light · Nov 24, 2006

Dear Server God,

As You gaze down in Your Bitwise Way upon a veritable thicket of Servers bending to Your will like people trying to walk to work when it's like really windy you know and you hafta literally BEND and LEAN into the wind so you don't fall on your caboose like in that movie Unfaithful where she skins her knees and meets that Euro guy who's really into books, right? Oh, sorry. Anyway, as You compute the unlucky Daily Sacrificial Server to Transfer its bits into the Nowhere Of Tomorrow just to keep all the other smartass Servers in line could you kinda bypass the AW Server 'specially since I made that earlier "joke" about the Euro guy and the books d'ya think? See, if you laughed, O Saviour of Servers then you really HAFTA keep us around because that, plus an apple a day plus adding a heaping tablespoon of ginseng in your Cabernet Servernon will add eons to your Eternal Existence as an Earth Server God. Why take a chance? You need us, am I right or am I right?

aadams73 · Nov 25, 2006

Dear Gods of the Server,

Please don't stay gone long. I can't make it without you.

signed, Desperate in San Antonio.

PS: I bought a lottery ticket for tonight so if you could just help me out...

JoeEkaitis · Nov 25, 2006

Our Father who art at Microsoft,
Bill Gates be Thy name. Thy hard drive
spin, Thy Windows begin on earth as in Redmond, Washington.

Give us this day our daily bytes and forgive us our login errors
as we forgive those who plant viruses against us,
and lead us not into Mac OS X, but deliver us from hard drive crashes.

For Thine is the Vista and the Office and the X-Box
forever and ever.

File>Exit
©2006, Joe Ekaitis

Serenity · Nov 25, 2006

writerterri · Nov 25, 2006

Serenity said:

ditto!

Rolling Thunder · Nov 25, 2006

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Susie · Nov 25, 2006

Praying that everything works out great and you guys are too funny! Great thread, Billy.

jbal · Nov 25, 2006

Hey God? It's time for a rematch. I've been lifting weights.
Just kidding.

SpookyWriter · Nov 25, 2006

jbal said:
Hey God? It's time for a rematch. I've been lifting weights.
Just kidding.

Jean Marie · Nov 25, 2006

jbal said:
Hey God? It's time for a rematch. I've been lifting weights.
Just kidding.

twinkies weigh lots and can last hundreds of years in a bombshelter, if necessary.

Rolling Thunder · Nov 25, 2006

Who's gonna pack Haggis into his carrier? Do we have plenty of alcohol ready?

SpookyWriter · Nov 25, 2006

Jean Marie said:
twinkies weigh lots and can last hundreds of years in a bombshelter, if necessary.

The Egyptians call them mummy cakes. Hhahahahahah!

Jean Marie · Nov 25, 2006

SpookyWriter said:
The Egyptians call them mummy cakes. Hhahahahahah!

yummy cakes for the afterlife

Who's gonna pack Haggis into his carrier? Do we have plenty of alcohol ready?

now you've done it--mention the carrier and Haggis will have to turn the needle in his mouth on himself. not pretty.

Haggis · Nov 25, 2006

Jean Marie said:
now you've done it--mention the carrier and Haggis will have to turn the needle in his mouth on himself. not pretty.

Don' need no steenkin' carrier. Don' need no steenkin' drugs. I can handle being without AW for a day just fine, thank you. No problems. It's not like I'm an addict or anything. Piece of cake.

Oh. Wait.

Oh no.

*Sob*

SpookyWriter · Nov 25, 2006

Don't worry Haggis. I'll port over a fine frenchie poodle to keep you company.

Haggis · Nov 25, 2006

SpookyWriter said:
Don't worry Haggis. I'll port over a fine frenchie poodle to keep you company.

You're the best, Spook.

SpookyWriter · Nov 25, 2006

Haggis said:
You're the best, Spook.

I can't say she's exactly pretty, but I heard she's french and looking for a long term sexual relationship.

Haggis · Nov 25, 2006

Haggis said:
You're the worst, Spook.

Didn't you hear me the first time?

SpookyWriter · Nov 25, 2006

Haggis said:
Didn't you hear me the first time?

I was too busy staring at your girlfriends tongue.

Bartholomew · Nov 25, 2006

Oh, gross.

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