Limericks Live!

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reph

Thread's original title: "Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!"

Why?
 
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ChunkyC

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

There has been something odd going on across the board since this morning. Sticky-threads are coming unstuck, others are closing for no apparent reason. The mods are conferencing and a call has been put out to the powers-that-be. Please hang tough while this gets sorted out.
 

Yeshanu

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

Does this have any connection with the decimated smiley collection or the new ads appearing at the top of the page?
 

ChunkyC

Re: Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!

They do seem to be connected, the timing was too close to be coincidental IMO.
 

G Wayne Meaney

Is that a new limerick, reph?

Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
 

ChunkyC

Re: Is that a new limerick, reph?

Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
Our fave thread we'll eschew
'til a fix does come through
 

Yeshanu

Re: Is that a new limerick, reph?

Limerick thread locked in mid-limerick!
The lim'rickers said, "That's a grim trick!"
Our fave thread we'll eschew
'til a fix does come through
But 'till then, we're a bit up the crick!

My smileys have all gone away
 

reph

Re: Is that a new limerick, reph?

My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
 

G Wayne Meaney

Re: Is that a new limerick, reph?

My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
 

ChunkyC

Re: Is that a new limerick, reph?

My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
despite counting sheep
 

wwwatcher

Limericking On....

My smileys have all gone away
I was hoping at least one would stay
So now I can't sleep
despite counting sheep
'cause my nightlight kept monsters at bay.
(It was a smiley nightlight)


You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave
 

Yeshanu

Re: Limericking On....

You should never go poking around
in Newfoundland's Hamilton Sound
but if you feel brave
and don't mind a close shave
Go swimming -- but don't end up drowned!

I feel a bit under the weather
 

reph

Re: Limericking On....

I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
 

Pthom

Re: Limericking On....

I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,
 

ChunkyC

Re: Limericking On....

I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,
a quick look inside
 

wwwatcher

Re: Limericking On....

I feel a bit under the weather
My body and me ain't together
detachment asside,
a quick look inside
will reveal that my tongue looks like leather

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
 

ChunkyC

Re: Limericking On....

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
 

notsosweet

Re: Limericking On....

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
 

Pthom

Re: Limericking On....

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
Tho' my agent has said,
 

Yeshanu

Re: Limericking On....

I've got "writer's block" clouding my vision
an ailment some treat with derision
I'll never get paid
Tho' my agent has said,
All I need is a little revision.

We're back in the gold once again
 

wwwatcher

Re: Limericking On....

We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
 

Pthom

Re: Limericking On....

We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
 

Melina

Re: Limericking On....

We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
And the "best friends" of girls


***
 

wwwatcher

Re: Limericking On....

We're back in the gold once again
And I've dreamt that it ever will rain
But a deluge of pearls
And the "best friends" of girls
And bad limericks won't get stuck in the drain.


Saint Nick has a message for you-who (or should I say ho?)
 

Yeshanu

Re: Limericking On....

Saint Nick has a message for you-who
Being naughty is something you will rue
 
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