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Dear Most Wondermous Sparkly Writing Guru of Brewster Literary, Inc.,
I have directed this missive into your capable hands after receiving instructions from the channelled spirit Xenadupoop the 3rd of the 10th dimension.
He is most insistant that together we secure publishing of his religious guidelines for humanity (in 20 parts, 300 chapters). This task is of the upmost importance to the future of human and monkey kind--of which Mr. Xenadupoop is most terribly fond. (We produce his favorite TV shows, which he watches via transdimensional satelite.)
I have included a full copy of the works attached to this e-mail (I hope you don't mind--it is a roughly 1 gig PDF).
Most humbly and dutifully yours,
Scribe to the Most High Xenadupoop the 3rd of the 10th Dimension,
Stan
I have directed this missive into your capable hands after receiving instructions from the channelled spirit Xenadupoop the 3rd of the 10th dimension.
He is most insistant that together we secure publishing of his religious guidelines for humanity (in 20 parts, 300 chapters). This task is of the upmost importance to the future of human and monkey kind--of which Mr. Xenadupoop is most terribly fond. (We produce his favorite TV shows, which he watches via transdimensional satelite.)
I have included a full copy of the works attached to this e-mail (I hope you don't mind--it is a roughly 1 gig PDF).
Most humbly and dutifully yours,
Scribe to the Most High Xenadupoop the 3rd of the 10th Dimension,
Stan