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MizzVyxen

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This is much like "This or That" except neither choice is palatable.


Would you rather...

Have uncontroallable gas in public or always laugh at inappropriate times?
 

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Arrested - at least you get to eat:)

Would you rather be drop-dead gorgeous and stupid or hideously ugly and uber-intelligent?
 

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ugly and intelligent.

Would you rather be eaten by an alligator or a cannibal?
 

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lol:) gotta go with the milk in front of the boss.

Would you rather have your date notice the booger hanging out of your nose or that you have incredibly bad breath?
 

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The woman with airsickness. Unlike body odor, vomiting will eventually stop.

Would you rather be rich and completely unheard of, or really famous and drop dead broke?
 

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Oh, I'll take rich and anonymous any day of the week. Fame would suck. They'd probably go through my garbage and write stories about all the junk food I feed my family.

Would you rather eat 5 live beetles or 1 very large, but dead spider?
 

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Beetles, assuming you don't mean the kind made by VW. They would be very large, if full of iron. Spiders make my skin crawl.


Would you rather lick a complete stranger's face in public, or walk through a posh restaurant wearing a tank top and assless chaps?
 

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Lick a stranger's face (as long as there is no chance of being sued).

Would you rather belch loudly in the middle of the most important presentation of your career, or spill hot coffee in your boss's lap.
 

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Kid. Someone would surely give my kid back, whereas a winning lottery ticket they'd keep.

Would you rather sleep in a subway stairwell, or shave off a wart?
 

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Definitely the wall. At least it wouldn't talk to me.

Would you rather be set up on a blind date by your mom, or be run over by rampaging toddlers on Big Wheels?
 

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Big Brother. Whiners should be in a completely controlled environment and not let loose on the world at large.


Would you rather be on "Fear Factor" or on "Face Your Fear" (this might not be the exact name of the show, but the concept is there).