Goodbye to the Trump administration

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A series of short articles, each a goodbye to a particular member of this outgoing administration. (Slate is behind a paywall but offers a few free articles a month.)

I admit it gave me great pleasure reading every one of these.

https://slate.com/tag/goodbye-trump-admin

E.g.,

Slate said:
Goodbye, Betsy DeVos

So long, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos! It wasn’t just that you were unqualified to lead America’s educational system, as someone who never worked at a public school, attended a public school, or took out a school loan. It was that you were the opposite of qualified, an early example of the Trump administration’s elitist disregard for the very role of government agencies themselves. You sailed into the Department of Education as if sailing into port on one of your yachts, buoyed by your belief that public schools are a “dead end,” your declaration that government “sucks,” and your family’s hundreds of millions of dollars donated to Republican causes.

And yeah, you made the most of the opportunity. You promoted charter and religious schools while ignoring public schools. You reduced protections for victims of sexual assault, for minority students, for gay and trans students. You gleefully ignored a court order and continued to collect loan payments from students at a defunct, fraudulent for-profit university—16,000 times, including wage garnishments and tax seizures.

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I think Americans get how happy (most of) the rest of the world is? I'm so happy for you - and us! I remember DeVos and her stupid yachts!
 

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For the kinds of Americans who voted for Trump, being a pariah to the rest of the world is a strength, not a weakness. The belief in an America that is so exceptional, so strong, so independent that it can go it alone without the help of all those socialist "euroweenies" is part of the reason they back Trump. They enjoy offending our allies abroad almost as much as they enjoy offending liberal Americans. They don't really process that the US has never stood alone and that we need our allies as much as they need us, possibly more these days.
 

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This is going to take some time to process. De Vos. GONE. Stephen Miller. GONE. Wilbur "Why don't they just take out a loan?" Ross. GONE. Ivanka and Jared. GONE. Pence and Trump. GONE. They've occupied such a large space in my head and pit of my stomach for so long I'm not quite going to what to do without them.

I'm sure I'll figure it out, though. :)
 

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I regard most of the Trump administration with pity and disgust. But Miller's departure, I will enjoy greatly.
 

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I will be so happy to see the back of DeVos. She has been especially contemptible in an endless parade of horrific cabinet members. Or maybe I feel this way because education is especially important to me.

I too am waiting for A RR send off.
 

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They may go, but the smell and mess will linger
 

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They're all still there for another two months, doing incredible damage to the nation.
 
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I love this line in the farewell on Slate (link above) to Kayleigh, Sarah and Sean:
We’d say we wish you success in your future endeavors, but that would be lying. And nobody likes a liar!

About Melania's departure:
Thanks to revelations made by her former friend Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, we do know the sorts of things Melania did care about: calculating camera angles so as to keep Ivanka Trump out of frame during Donald Trump’s inauguration in what they called “Operation Block Ivanka.”

Small-minded, petulant, and petty, the best thing we can say about the first lady is that she occasionally appears to dislike her husband almost as much as the rest of us do. We will remember her for wearing a white pith helmet to Kenya and for smiling so rarely that shots of her grinning created “Fake Melania” conspiracy theories. We will recall her sunglasses, her defense of birtherism on The View, and the impression she occasionally created that her sour demeanor reflected her resentment at becoming a public figure. This last part wasn’t true: Back in 1999, when Trump ran for president, Melania Trump fantasized in interviews about being the next Jackie Kennedy. She would settle for ripping the crab apple trees out of Jackie Kennedy’s rose garden.

This is worrisome:
Barr will be gone by January. But the army of Federalist Society lawyers who elevated him to power isn’t going anywhere.
I didn't know Barr came straight from a lofty position in the Federalist Society.

A Muslim author, Aymann Ismail wrote goodbye to Giuliani:
I was across the river in New Jersey when 9/11 happened, by the way. When Trump said that “thousands and thousands” of us were celebrating out by me, you said it was just an “exaggeration.” I remember that day a little differently. My dad, who drove a black car taxi in Manhattan, somehow made it home. Many of the Muslims in my community had family who didn’t. Still, it’s impressive that you made walking around ground zero a career-defining political accomplishment.

Later, the president asked you to figure out a way to make his Muslim ban legal. We know that because you blurted it out yourself. Many of Trump’s supporters still use your argument to defend the travel ban as having “nothing to do with Muslims.” I guess that makes you a decent lawyer.

You had other moments recently. The Trump administration was a pretty hilarious place for you to go out in such spectacular fashion. In fact, the president may have avoided being impeached if not for your shady trips to Ukraine, so I guess we owe you for that too. Oh, and that time you went to an Apple Store last year because you couldn’t figure out how to open your iPhone? Whew, a good one.

Re Pompeo:
By embedding foreign policy even deeper within the U.S. culture wars, he has done damage to U.S. credibility abroad that will take years to repair.

I wrote last month that there are “actually two Trump administration foreign policies, one led by Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and the other by Trump himself, and they only sometimes align.” The country will be better off without either of them.
I thought they might have written something about how he survived the Trump Game by staying out of the country.

I will always remember Pence as a vile, hypocritical soul:
a fittingly Trumpian choice, given that Pence had historically been disastrous on public health. And he wasn’t just bad on the typical stuff, like trying to take away affordable health care. When he was governor of Indiana, his policies actively worsened his state’s HIV outbreak. He has been, in various moments, on the wrong side of condoms, smoking, and even day care.

In charge of guiding America through a pandemic, with Anthony Fauci and all manner of doctors and scientists at his disposal, Pence took the opportunity to add masks, plexiglass, and cruise ships to his list of public health fuck-ups. As the head of the task force, he routinely missed its planning calls....

Mike Pence being tapped to lead the coronavirus task force is a reflection of the broader role he filled for the Trump administration: He was meant to quietly, happily carry buckets of shit in exchange for proximity to power. But even as he has spent much of the past four years wandering around in the background with his perpetual simple smile, we should not forget the deal he took, and what it’s cost our country. Pence’s entire modus operandi during COVID appears to be that neither he nor Americans were obligated to engage in the Sesame Street–level skill of cooperation with scientists or with one another. And yet, he always found room in his heart for Trump. After the Access Hollywood tape, he gently said that he did not condone it, and then went on to accept Trump’s apology and happily continue serving in his role as enabler. He provided permission for Trump supporters to spend four years accepting the president’s worst, most damaging impulses.

Hope Hicks:
When the news broke that she had COVID, and soon that he did too, I found the narrative immensely satisfying. (This time, Eve fed the apple to the serpent.) She brought out my most bitchy, sexist, petty, gossipy, shallow, judgmental, dismissive and cruelest instincts. Put more simply: She made me Trumpy.

Steve Mnuchin who I have particular contempt for as he's the epitome of the last line in my sig, privatize profits and socialize the profits:
Certainly, nothing in Mnuchin’s résumé suggested the potential for greatness, or that he was even particularly qualified for the job. Over the course of his peripatetic, pre-Trump career, Mnuchin had been a Goldman Sachs partner (like his father) and hedge funder. He and a group of investors struck gold during the financial crisis when they bought the failed remains of IndyMac, resurrecting it as OneWest Bank; consumer groups accused him of turning the lender into a “foreclosure machine” that mercilessly and aggressively booted elderly reverse mortgage borrowers form their homes, before unloading them for a mint. He got into movie producing, backing pictures like Mad Max: Fury Road and The Lego Movie. Despite having essentially no experience in politics, he ended up Trump’s national finance chairman after attending the candidate’s New York primary victory party (the two knew each other from some real estate deals in the past). The move seemed to baffle everyone who knew him. But his reward turned out to be one of the most important posts in the Cabinet.

And with that I am out of free articles (you get at least 8).
 

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They're all still there for another two months, doing incredible damage to the nation.
Oh, definitely. He's (they're) going to do as much harm as he can while he can. I waited to post this just take a day to enjoy the Biden/Harris victory, but we can expect more of this:

Trump administration fires three agency heads in wake of US election

The Trump administration has fired the heads of three federal agencies, in the wake of the 2020 US election.

The administration fired Lisa Gordon-Hagerty, administrator of the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA), Bonnie Glick, deputy administrator of the US Agency for International Development, and Neil Chatterjee, chairman of the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission (FERC).


Ms Gordon-Hagerty, who was on Donald Trump’s shortlist to replace former national security adviser John Bolton in 2019, was forced to resign on Friday, according to the New York Post. She was the first woman to oversee the National Nuclear Security Administration.


Republican senator Jim Inhofe, the chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, issued a statement on Friday, in which he said that the energy secretary Dan Brouillette “effectively demanded” Ms Gordon-Hagerty’s resignation.


Mr Inhofe called Ms Gordon-Hagerty “an exemplary public servant and remarkable leader”.


He added that Mr Brouillette’s decision “during this time of uncertainty demonstrates he doesn’t know what he’s doing in national security matters and shows a complete lack of respect for the semi-autonomous nature of NNSA”.

It's going to be a rough ride.

On a lighter note, this is a delightful collection of responses to the "Four Seasons" blunder.
 

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Makes me want to sing this song my family used to sing to whoever lost at cards (the sort of games where you start with 5 coins and each time you lose you put your coin in the pot, and when you have no coins left you're out, and the last one to not be out wins the pot).

(slowly)
Good night Donald
Good night Donald
Good night Donald
We're going to leave you now!

(cheerfully)
Merrily we roll along, roll along roll along, merrily we roll along, in the deep blue sea.

This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck7RSVPnDQg

except you have to imagine it being sung raucously in Cockney with everyone gleefully watching you not be dealt any cards in the next round...
 

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LOL,
Small-minded, petulant, and petty, the best thing we can say about the first lady is that she occasionally appears to dislike her husband almost as much as the rest of us do.

So true. Sometimes the camera would catch her casting a glare at her spouse that would freeze a hot spring. We certainly never saw any tender moments or anything resembling affection between them. I still remember a time when she tripped coming up some stairs and Trump just kept walking, didn't even pause to offer her his arm or anything. I always got the impression she felt her husband's candidacy and presidency was a betrayal. I wonder if they will get divorced, or if she feels shackled to him by the prenup she signed (knowing full well he uses and casts women aside like tissues). One wonders if she voted in person instead of absentee so she could cast a ballot for Biden without her husband looking over her shoulder.

But it's hard to tell how she really thinks, because there's a current beauty fad--achieved by blepharoplasty and huge amounts of makeup--that gives certain models and celebrities what appears to be a permanent narrow-eyed squint of rage. Or it's possible she's merely adopted--consciously or unconsciously--her spouse's habit of squinting and glaring.


As for Rudy Giuliani, he's a guy who once had the respect of both the Left and the Right, as he saw one of the "bluest" cities in America through a terrible crisis. However, like Trump, Giuliani requires constant attention. So like a remora picking the biggest shark in the lagoon, he attached himself to Trump with his sucker and has been feeding on the right-wing chum ever since. I shall treasure my memory of Giuliani getting the "bad news" when he was at that press conference on the loading dock behind the landscape company, between a crematorium and an adult book store.

It's hard to believe that confusing the Four Seasons hotel with a landscaping company could happen accidentally. I wonder if some staffer effectively tendered their resignation by making this "mistake."
 
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Where's Mike Pence?

a) in hiding
b) sedated and plugged to a ventilator ( remember this one? link )
c) trying to catch that darn fly
d) packing up


-cb
 

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I wonder if they will get divorced, or if she feels shackled to him by the prenup she signed (knowing full well he uses and casts women aside like tissues). One wonders if she voted in person instead of absentee so she could cast a ballot for Biden without her husband looking over her shoulder.
As to the first theory, I hope they stay shackled to each other for a long, long time. As to the second, the idea of Melania secretly voting for Biden has warmed the cockles of my heart.


That press conference on the loading dock behind the landscape company, between a crematorium and an adult book store.

It's hard to believe that confusing the Four Seasons hotel with a landscaping company could happen accidentally. I wonder if some staffer effectively tendered their resignation by making this "mistake."
:evil:evil:ROFL:
 
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As to the first theory, I hope they stay shackled to each other for a long, long time. As to the second, the idea of Melania secretly voting for Biden has warmed the cockles of my heart.



:evil:evil:ROFL:

What would really warm my heart is Barron casting his first vote for Kamala Harris as President.

He's the only one I sincerely wish all the best.
 

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Where's Mike Pence?

a) in hiding
b) sedated and plugged to a ventilator ( remember this one? link )
c) trying to catch that darn fly
d) packing up


-cb

Or is he distancing himself from a LOSER in the hopes that people forget by 2024, when he declares his candidacy.
 

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Pence is apparently on his way to vacation on a FL island and Barr sent his recent instructions in the form of a memo.

Both attended the latest 'spreader' event at the election night party at the White House where Mark Meadows and ~five other people had tested positive for COVID 19 before attending.

:popcorn:
 

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It seems Stephen Miller wants one last hurrah.


Remember WW2, when the nazis knew the war was lost and against all common sense, some focused on killing as many jews as they could before it was over?