I don't believe in spanking and never spanked my own child but
metaphorically speaking, those kids need a spanking.
Maybe the college closing will wake them up.
Re online courses, welcome to the new world. In my sci-fi novel a couple hundred years in the future, all college classes are online. Kids still go to school until high school.
If anyone is interested how I handled finals in this situation, just ask.
I know how I'm handling finals teaching online, but I'd be a fool if I thought the online proctoring software is foolproof.
That may well be an accurate way of portraying the future, but it's one I find profoundly depressing, and very possibly not 200 years in the future (though I suspect the wealthy and powerful will always find ways for their own kids to receive in-person mentoring and instruction, at least when there is no pandemic). I hope your world is dystopian
I find online education is missing so much, and I love the university and college culture--the vibrancy, diversity, social contact, long, intellectual conversations, concerts, astronomy parties, open labs, and vigor of simply being in that setting. Campuses are my favorite places in the world. But that's why I chose the profession I did, so I could stay in college forever. It's definitely true that the politicians and administrators have done everything in their power to leach the joy from my profession, and from being a college student, even before online education was much of a thing, though.
Makes me sad to think people like me might soon be replaced by algorithms and canned online courses designed at big universities but mostly run via an AI. (I can hear the byline now--an online science class designed by Cal Tech Professors, but available at your local community college!!! But then community colleges won't need to be local anymore either). I HAVE to believe humans still bring something to the table that is of value to avoid the cognitive dissonance of thinking I am useless, but maybe I'm just an old luddite who simply hopes she won't be redundant until after she is able to retire
Having said this, I also think it's madness to open in-person classes right now for all but the most specialized (and small) classes that require hands-on to get anything at all out of them. It sucks, but better to take a year off, or take classes online, and to batten down the hatches for a year. If we just took this seriously for the next six months or so, we might even get to the point where we could re-open safely again. The decisions about opening and closing, and not just for schools and colleges, are clearly being made for economic reasons, and I can see the administrators shitting bricks as they try to decide if they will lose more money by going online this year (and losing all that revenue from students who take a year off, or go the a CC) versus the lawsuits they will face if students and faculty start dropping like flies. "How many deaths can we afford if we stay open?" they are asking themselves. Of course, politicians are asking themselves which choice will cost them more votes--killing people or keeping people cooped up and resentful.
I curse the system and societal values that coerces everyone to thinking like corporate shills and to calculate the worth of lives and futures in terms of dollars and cents.