Everybody gets that at first. I was a sweet young thing when I had that title. Now, ain't nothing' new about me, although there's plenty that's pretty fishy if you think on it.
Nice to meet you, David. I lived in New York state until recently and hiked in the Adirondacks back when I had decent knees. I still use the area as an example of a place everybody's heard of where you can't count on a cell phone signal, just in case a plot requires someone not be able to call for help. Or a pizza.
Maryn, glad you're here