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I love this game, but I don't think it's on here. If there has already been a thread, sorry, I couldn't find it.

Write the wrong answer to the previous person's question.

Example. Q. What colour is the moon?

A. Tartan



My question. What is your favourite superpower?
 
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Jozef Mengele.

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Three days into the lockdown and I run out of toilet paper.

What place would you like to visit?
 

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Jozef Mengele.

While certainly a wrong answer, this one lies sufficiently outside the bounds of what's funny that it could be found offensive.

Let's try to keep things lighter? Thanks!

-Zanz, mod
 

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Sure! Point taken, apologies all around.
 

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An island in a lake in an island in a lake in an island.

What do you like on your ice cream sundae?
 

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Why don't all cars have rumble seats?
 

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When electric cars first came on the scene, it was decided by a tribunal of men and women in dark, hooded cloaks, gathered in an underground and secret base (known only to the ruling class of automakers), that if the vehicles didn't actually 'rumble' when in motion, then they were not cool enough to have Rumble Seats.

How old is the Sistine Chapel?
 

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Because the tiny muscles in your nose will always point it away due to a reflex action.

What happened to Batman's parents?
 

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Batman's dad paid to fake his death. He and his wife have been sailing around the world ever since, checking in with Alfred every so often, but generally just enjoying life without children.

Who was the first person to orbit the Earth?
 

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Ephraim Cadwallader--at least it would be the largest signature if it hadn't been removed from the document at the last minute. You see, Cadwallader turned out to be a British spy, and his signature would have communicated vital information to George III, and the revolution would have been squashed. Fortunately, patriots prevailed, and Cadwallader was disposed of. This true story will finally be revealed in a 90-minute TV special that I am writing now.

How can peanut shells be processed to provide food for millions?
 

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The ground shells are combined with a new, seemingly limitless, meat 'substitute' called Soy Blue (not to be confused with Soylent Green, which everyone knows is people because Soy Blue is not people, and never-you-mind what happened to your neighbor, Jerry, he's just gone on vacation in the South Seas with his entire extended family). Bon Appetit!

Where do babies come from?