The most “Florida Man” news article title you’ve ever seen?

Followup article, 'Florida alligator dies of meth overdose after eating Florida man'.

Apparently part of why "Florida Man: The Meme" exists is because Florida's laws make arrest information easily accessible to the public, so a reporter on a slow news day can simply go fishing online for a funny story.

In other words, Florida Man is everywhere; we just don't realize it.

My favorite was "Florida man dances on cop car to ward off zombies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdxZnBxDYJs

Also, thank you for this thread. I needed a laugh

Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal