Assailed by a creeping dread

lizmonster said:

It is morning here, and I have overslept.

mccardey, what on Earth was in those cheesy things? You know the ones I mean.

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Searches everywhere. Anyone seen my socks?

*pokes a bronze muzzle out of the hummus*

*takes a breath*

*submerges again*

Bufty said:

Searches everywhere. Anyone seen my socks?

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Are these your socks?

DanielSTJ said:

Are these your socks?

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Depends where you found them. If that was at the bottom of the hummus pool- definitely not. Mine were more sort of- cheesy looking.

Third door from the right, past the hall, up the stairs, and then take two lefts and a right and they were underneath the rug....?

DanielSTJ said:

Third door from the right, past the hall, up the stairs, and then take two lefts and a right and they were underneath the rug....?

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Nope - climbing stairs is an almost impossible task at mccardey's parties.

Bufty said:

Searches everywhere. Anyone seen my socks?

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Wait - all you lost was your socks?

lizmonster said:

Wait - all you lost was your socks?

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(Should I tell her about the cheesy things?)

*check Liz for signs of gastrointestinal distress*

(Nope. Not telling her.)

lizmonster said:

Wait - all you lost was your socks?

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Why? What else did you eat? You shouldn't pay attention to Bart's dad. Hope you checked the short's pocket first.

Actually I lost everything but when dressing I prefer to start at ground zero and work my way up.

At the moment I'm standing up to my neck in hummus, waiting for dark - or for someone to switch off the coloured searchlights.

Bufty said:

At the moment I'm standing up to my neck in hummus, waiting for dark - or for someone to switch off the coloured searchlights.

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Wait. Bufty, that was you down there? I thought I felt something at the bottom of the pool, yanking on my... tail.

Bufty said:

Why? What else did you eat?

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I have this memory of wine, and then something something have another something something poker something cash only something swimming pool something hey Coddiwomple! something wine.

Wait. Bufty, that was you down there? I thought I felt something at the bottom of the pool, yanking on my... tail.

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I think there a few toothless piranha down there. - - - Updated - - -

Bufty said:

You wish! I think there a few toothless piranha down there.

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IT was Liz!!! Not me.

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Toothless piranha, my sweet bronze ass. Bufty, I know that was you.

Oh crap... toothless piranha. My ass! How did this even... MCCARDEY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Coddiwomple said:

Toothless piranha, my sweet bronze ass. Bufty, I know that was you.

Oh crap... toothless piranha. My ass! How did this even... MCCARDEY! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

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Knew we should never have entered this den of iniqutetyousness, whatever.

Dressed or not, I'm leaving- now!!!

Clambers out of hummus and slithers off-stage left. Then realises gate is on other side. Slithers all the way back and off-stage right. Damn- this concrete is rough on the lower regions.

Bufty said:

Damn- this concrete is rough on the lower regions.[/I]

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Never slither without a greater slather of hummus.

Oi! I think that blimey hummus is overflowing! :O

*wades out of the hummus — well, tries to*