Rarefied Rodent

How and what happened? We yearn to know. A hamster? Not usually considered the brains of the rodent world.
I am a cat person, but I sympathize.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Underestimate rodents at your own peril. They've ruled the world since the dinosaurs went extinct.

Heh! Lucky you don't have to deal with giant white-tailed rats in your garden. They weigh up to a kilogram and can chew open tins of food and coconuts. I can never harvest any candlenuts because the rats get them all before I do.