John Bolton was fired on Twitter today. Trevor Noah has a running gag about the Appresidency, where the eliminated contestant's pictures are greyed out. The ones remaining are the scariest collection of sycophants, idiots, and inhumans (yes, I'm looking at your Stephen Miller) imaginable.

Worse, I can't help but think 45 is going to float Jared Kushner as Bolton's replacement. And the GOP Senate will go right along.

*screams for eternity*