Doggo Crashes Car, Never Trust Them Behind the Wheel

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Yeah, "accidentally" knocking over garbage containers... totally unintentional, I'm sure. ;)

(And, yeah, this is another reason it's not a good idea to have unrestrained animals in a car, even a parked car. It works until it doesn't.)
 

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Look at Duke's face. He regrets nothing. He'd do it again.

Now I'm going to have to resist the urge to spend the rest of the day on dogshaming.com
 

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Look at Duke's face. He regrets nothing. He'd do it again.

He's a criminal. A smooth criminal. I would sacrifice myself for his right to commit crime.

Just to give some context, I dug up a picture of my old dog. She had lost her sight by this point and old age made her slightly sweeter, but she was a notorious felon and I still can't get over the resemblance.

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He's a criminal. A smooth criminal. I would sacrifice myself for his right to commit crime.

Just to give some context, I dug up a picture of my old dog. She had lost her sight by this point and old age made her slightly sweeter, but she was a notorious felon and I still can't get over the resemblance.

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Awww, sweet Bunny!
 

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Now that he's figured out how the car works, he's going to keep trying to do it again.
 

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he's going to keep trying to do it again.
No - they'll take his license away now. He's clearly negligent. There goes any hope he had of a parcel delivery job, and a good thing too.
 

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He's clearly negligent. There goes any hope he had of a parcel delivery job, and a good thing too.

He's going to lose his one way of making an honest living, and start hanging out with those bad dogs in the neighborhood that will encourage his natural recidivism. Duke's a troubled soul but I really think he needs opportunity and not punishment. ;P
 

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Duke's a troubled soul but I really think he needs opportunity and not punishment. ;P
This, you see - this is where it all starts. Permissive parenting - it's what's wrong with the world today.

Did he clean up the mess he made? He did not. Did he offer to help repair the wall? Don't make me laugh.

He doesn't even look sorry. I'll be amazed if he apologised.

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No - they'll take his license away now. He's clearly negligent. There goes any hope he had of a parcel delivery job, and a good thing too.

That's okay. Delivery drone-cats were going to obsolete his job soon.

Silly doggo anyways. Only groundhogs are good behind the wheel.

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He doesn't even look sorry. I'll be amazed if he apologised.

Duke is not sorry. Duke does not apologize.

Duke is straight up G. He gets to do what he wants.

(and yeah, this is actually kind of how I treat my dogs)