Quote Originally Posted by Friendly Frog View Post
Yes, WTF is it with them eyes I know, right?

Hm, I think I'd remember seeing an eldritch abomination mid-transformation or otherwise, because then I'd be rolling on the ground screaming 'MYEYES!MYEYES! Oh the horror! THE HORROR!'
The eyes remember what the mind cannot.

Also, I don't hear you ruling out evil painting.